leah ann thomas

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

ur honor that bitch is a weirdo

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

I’m a DNDer

[ًKarina @CrazyRedditPost]

idc (i'll definitely cry)

[Dead User 🚩 @ishtheymaut]

I will marry the guy that emails me when i block him

[rae :) @shygrandpa]

???

[whiz @frankwhiz1]

Yo ngl when I see all you girls tweeting about dyson air wraps and shit I thought you all wanted hoovers

[Sam-Rae 🖤 @LoveSarae]

IKEA will give you an Allen key & a book of hieroglyphics then tell you to fight for your life.

[AD @aydrianv]

It’s so funny when men delete their message after you ignore them

[Deuce @DeuceThomas]

Kayne taking out the trash

[em x @xx_epx]

have i got covid or am i just dying from having an elf bar a day

[mike @mikeofficial]

the amount of sexting I was doing during lockdown 1 was like a full time job I was exhausted every day I can’t do that again

[Lily 🎀 @hotlatinanearme]

yall be like “im so lucky 🥺💕” and its a picture of the ugliest man i have ever seen

[tacks @fuckyoutacks]

hypothetically how do i break up a happy couple