limp brizket

This is my swamp.

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

my fav season 🧡

[BRI STEVES @bristeves]

Anyone that had a bad experience with me probably deserved it and I sleep good every night knowing that.

[MommaVirgo @_MommaVirgo]

Him: spit on it

Me: *starts rapping*

[Stefan Urquelle @OfficeofSteve]

You're either normal or you study the menu before going to a restaurant

[broiled @broiledcrawfish]

happy birthday gorgeous

[erika @yeeeerika]

i'm in my element (air conditioning)

[limp brizket @Leah__Dean]

Ahhh yes. The man that deported 5.3 million immigrants.

[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

🚨JUNE 14TH - PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA APPRECIATION DAY (not Trump’s birthday)

RETWEET to spread the word!

[Spike Cohen @RealSpikeCohen]

Veterans and active duty military personnel hate the government more than the average citizen does. They see firsthand how corrupt, bloated, wasteful and destructive it is.

These are the people politicians expect to turn on their families.

Their protectors hate them.

[limp brizket @Leah__Dean]

The only woman on this planet I will outwardly shame and never feel bad about it.

[Garbage Human @GarbageHuman24]

25yo women should not look like this

[limp brizket @Leah__Dean]

Being a woman in uniform means my male counterpart gets called “Sir” and I get called “honey/sweetheart”. He gets a firm handshake and I barely get a smile. They always have a tone when asked how I made E-6 so quickly. He gets asked all the questions when I’m the one in charge.

[limp brizket @Leah__Dean]

I pray to God I never have to take prednisone for anything ever again. 4 days of absolute Hell.

[limp brizket @Leah__Dean]

Did you know that your body can randomly become allergic to antibiotics? Even though you’ve taken them before?? lol anyways, I just left the ER….

[Mrs D @Denosko1]

My feed is full of men complaining that 57 year old Pamala Anderson is unattractive.

I've come to the conclusion that many men who claim they do not like women with makeup and plastic surgery are not being honest. 🤔

[limp brizket @Leah__Dean]

This man is a joke.
Just put him in prison already.

[Hugo Lowell @hugolowell]

Breaking via NY Times — Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth shared detailed information about forthcoming strikes in Yemen on March 15 in a private Signal group chat that included his wife, brother and personal lawyer

[limp brizket @Leah__Dean]

Not trying to sound like a Timmy ToughNuts but this broad has gotten on my bad side which is incredibly hard to do and so that’s very unfortunate for her.