Lean Goblin

Your favorite local dad. Unoffical Montucky Cold Snacks ambassador

[SpongeBob Facts! @spongbob_facts]

SPONGEBOB FACT: On this day in 1986, a legend was born. Happy 34th birthday SpongeBob!!

[Ryan Broderick @broderick]

Cinematic parallels

[Daniel R. Fox @DanielPantss]

If Kim Kardashian really thinks she’s gonna get away with attempting to screw up this election by supporting her husbands lunacy, let’s make sure to hit the Kardashians where it hurts. Fuck @kkwbeauty, Fuck Skims, and Fuck all her other brands. Democracy isn’t ur little fuck boi.

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

Japan has less than 1,000 covid deaths. They never went in to full economic shut down. They have an unemployment rate of 2.6%. How did they do it? Virtually everybody wears a mask. Americans have no idea how fucking stupid they look on the world stage.

[Lean Goblin @LeanGoblin]

@Dayton_Brown_ Is this your way of saying you have a marble track? Because you know my green sparkler will take you anyday 👀👀

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Retweet to ruin Donald Trump's night. #FredsFailure

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

2 died of Ebola: They said Obama should resign.

4 died in Benghazi: They had Hillary testify for 11 hours, held 33 hearings, and launched a multiyear probe.

132,196 died thanks to Trump’s incompetence: They cheered him at Mount Rushmore.

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

*Jeffrey Epstein associate Ghislaine Maxwell arrested*

the Clintons:

[D @Dayton_Brown_]

Remember when Sterling Brown got tased by cops in Milwaukee because he had parked in a handicap spot at 2 in the morning to run into a Walgreen’s? And the police berated him before manhandling him and improperly arresting him? Guess the same rules don’t apply.

[Lean Goblin @LeanGoblin]

@Dayton_Brown_ I’m a sucker for Kanye. Illmatic and MBDTF

[Aaron West @oeste]

Honestly gotta respect Ray Ciccarelli for making his entire racing career an ode to the Confederacy by staunchly refusing to win EVER

[elijah daniel @elijahdaniel]

all i see is an old guy falling on his own?

[bri @bigshitxtalker]

I’m so glad we have social media to see the REAL instead of the fake.

[thicc-fil-Lay @laylamufasa]

Kanye being a secret agent for the black liberation this whole time is the only plot twist I can really handle this year

[Taylor @tsouthwick21]

When I tell you I gasped

[Nneomacita ⚡️ @VivaLaNneoma]

The @NAACP has called for the United Nations to declare the mistreatment of black people in the United States as a human rights violation and impose sanctions on the US. This is not just another hashtag y’all. If we all do our part we can bring about real change.

[✿♡✿ @LownelyBownez]

I really dont give a shit about police or the military “taking a knee” i want to see more than a knee. A knee killed a black man. I want to see police and military out there for the people. And clearly they arent so why we trying to use words of reason with them.

[Lean Goblin @LeanGoblin]

@Dayton_Brown_ “YoUrE DiScRiMiNaTiNg AgAiNsT Me”.... Fuck outta here with that bullshit 🙄