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Creating Greens drinks in the UK since 2012. Discover our brand new ‘Collagen Greens’ on our website

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Collagen Greens sorts your mornings - skin, energy, nutrients in 30 seconds.
Drift Off sorts your nights - quieter brain, deeper sleep, no groggy mornings.

Right now you get Drift Off FREE with every Collagen Greens order.

Your body will love you for this 😍

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The creatine conversation has been dominated by men lifting heavy things for far too long. 🙄

Research shows 4g daily supports cognitive energy, helps preserve muscle mass as oestrogen declines, and may ease the mental fatigue that quietly creeps in during perimenopause.

The average diet delivers less than 1g. Worth a rethink.

Tag a woman over 35 who deserves to know this 👇✨

..... and yes, we have 4g of creatine in each serving of Collagen Greens 😉

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Most women have been told creatine is for bodybuilders.

The research says otherwise.

It supports cognitive energy, helps maintain muscle mass as oestrogen declines, and may reduce the mental fatigue that creeps in during perimenopause.

4g a day is the studied dose.

Most people get less than 1g from diet.

Worth knowing.

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Hot take: the wellness industry profits from making you feel like a failure for being a normal human. 🎯

You don't need monk-level discipline. You need a nutritional foundation that works on the chaotic days - which, let's be honest, is most of them.

That's exactly what Collagen Greens was built for.

Save this post and drop your biggest healthy eating fail below - the 11pm cereal crowd, we see you. 👇

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you didn't fail your wellness routine. your wellness routine failed you 😌

the one with the most steps isn't the most effective.
it's just the most expensive way to feel guilty.

simplicity isn't settling - it's just being honest about how real life works. 🌿

share this with someone who needs to hear it. you know exactly who.

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the older we get, the less patience we have for faff.

🙌 one scoop of collagen greens in the morning = greens + collagen + creatine, done.

cheaper than buying them separately, and actually easy to remember.

tag someone whose bathroom shelf is basically a pharmacy. 😂

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Nobody born in the 80s actually enjoys eating kale.
We just do it to feel like we're winning. 🥬😩

There's a smarter way to get your greens, collagen AND creatine, all in one drink, done in 30 seconds.

Tag someone who needs to put the kale down and visit https://t.co/8Mfy7sJ2kt 👇

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We're not saying you're disorganised. We're saying you've earned the right to simplify. 😅

Greens, collagen, creatine - all in one scoop, every morning, for less than you're paying now.

Send this to that mate who has a cupboard full of half-empty tubs.

👇 https://t.co/8Mfy7sJ2kt

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Hot take: your supplement shelf is a marketing strategy, not a wellness routine. 😏

Collagen Greens combines your greens, collagen and creatine into one 30-second drink - and yes, it actually works.

Women in their prime don't have time for faff. ✨

Send this to someone who's still buying three separate tubs and visit https://t.co/8Mfy7sJ2kt 💚

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The wellness industry built a 10-step routine so you'd buy 10 products. 🙄

Collagen Greens said no thanks - greens, collagen AND creatine in one drink, done in 30 seconds.

No influencer tax. No tub graveyard under your sink. 💀

Tag a mate who needs to hear this and grab yours at https://t.co/8Mfy7sJ2kt 👇

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Not all greens are created equal. 👀 If you were born in the 70s, your joints, muscle and gut deserve the full picture, not a stripped-back scoop with a premium price tag.

Collagen Greens is £44/month and includes collagen AND creatine alongside your greens and digestive enzymes.

Tag someone who's been overpaying and underdoing it. 💪

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Hot take: if you were born before 1990, you've earned the right to not chew kale. 🐇🥗

Collagen Greens does the whole job in one go - greens, collagen, creatine - from £44 a month and your body gets everything it needs.

Share this with someone still living their best suffering life 👇 https://t.co/8Mfy7sJ2kt

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We spent the 90s being told to eat our greens.
Nobody said anything about drinking them in 30 seconds. 😏

Collagen Greens packs everything your body actually needs — without the bowl, the fork, or the guilt trip from your mum.

The 1980s called. They want their food pyramid back. 🙃

Share this with someone who needs to hear it.

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Discipline isn't the problem. Having a system that works without discipline is.

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Hot take: eating 5 portions of greens a day was always a punishment, not a plan. 🥦❌

Collagen Greens does the whole job in 30 seconds flat - greens, collagen, creatine, done.

No meal prep. No sad desk salads. No regrets. 😂 T

ag a mate who's still doing it the hard way

👇 https://t.co/8Mfy7sJ2kt

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unpopular opinion: nobody actually enjoys eating that much broccoli. 🥦

we just pretended to because we thought there was no other way.

one scoop of collagen greens and suddenly the whole performance feels a bit unnecessary.

😅 send this to the person in your life who needs to calm down about meal prep.

https://t.co/8Mfy7sJ2kt

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Hot take: most of us are still accidentally following nutrition rules from an era that also thought shell suits were a good idea.

🐟 Skipping fish oil because of the calorie content is like avoiding the gym because it's near a McDonald's - the logic just doesn't hold up.

Omega-3s are linked to less belly fat, not more, and that belly fat matters for how you feel, not just how you look.

Share this with someone who could do with unlearning the 90s. 👇

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sleep runs on three systems. magnesium touches one of them.

🧩 the wired, exhausted, can't-stop-thinking state?
that's a whole other conversation nobody in the wellness aisle is having with you.

🙃 if you were born before 1980 and have been quietly wondering why the miracle mineral isn't quite delivering miracles - you're not broken, you just need the full picture.

💤 share this with the friend who bulk-bought magnesium and is still texting you at 1am. 👇

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Nobody told you magnesium only solves ONE of the three reasons you can't sleep. 😴

The racing thoughts? That's a completely different system.

Our Drift Off blend combines magnesium bisglycinate with l-theanine and apigenin, to prime body AND mind for sleep.

Send this to your group chat full of magnesium girlies who are still wide awake. 👇

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remember when you just... got tired and went to sleep? 😅

turns out your nervous system is still waiting for the same cues it's had for thousands of years - dimming light, cooler air, actual quiet.

we replaced all three with screens, central heating and whatever rabbit hole YouTube opened at 11pm.

the good news is your biology hasn't changed, even if everything else has.

share this with the most knackered person you know. they're probably still awake. 🌿