Leandra Santos

[Vanessa @aVanRitz]

Desculpem pessoal das rádios
Mas eu não tenho paciência
Vocês não se calam
E eu quero ouvir música
Além de não se calarem é só pub
Cortaram o fim de uma música lendária de arctic monkeys para falar vários nadas. FODA SE.

[s @tiredgirlxx]

top 5 horror movies
-having a job
-not having a job
-applying for jobs
-the job market
-the concept of working my whole life

[soosoorandom @sluvity_____]

Travel. As much as you can. As far as you can. As long as you can. Life's not meant to be lived in one place.

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

"I hope this email finds you well!"
How the email found me.

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

“How would you like your coffee?”

Me:

[rageful @ragehrt]

when they're talking to me but I dissociated for a second and now I don't know what they're saying

[🌸 Kaori Loves Boba 🧋 @boba_nymph]

"But you don't look Portuguese"
Oh sorry, let me just:

[Akira @Akir_a997]

I've tried LinkedIn. I've tried Indeed. But I highly recommend having rich parents

[Thiago Ospina @TatagoOspina]

*Se busca profesional con 3 años de experiencia*

–Yo con 3 años de experiencia profesional en no conseguir trabajo.

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

“thanks for your interest in the position, but we decided to go in another direction”

Me:

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

“we’ve decided to move forward with other candidates”

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

Everything is urgent in corporate, except recognition and salary increases.

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

Me at work pretending to be nice

[Pagina lixo @paginalixo1]

Antigamente queria ser uma princesa da Disney, hoje em dia queria ser ele:

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

when you’re stretching in bed & you feel your calf start to tighten