Jes 🦦

ouch

[𝙺 𝙻 𝙰 𝚄 𝚂🧛‍♂️ @k_laus1]

When I accidentally open a message I never wanted to reply.

[H O N E Y @HoneyTooRaw]

Paint whatever picture of me & hang that shit up.. idgaf

[miia @miiagarro]

"all women do is use men"

never in my life have i found a man useful

[•🦋• @Oreos_iam]

Scratching a bug bite is like evil masturbation

[☔ @Whotfismick]

went through my transaction history and everything adds up, nobody stole from me

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Taking off a bra, to then put on an oversized T-shirt is a top tier feeling.

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

Cats be like, "I know the perfect place" then stand with the weight of 1000 suns, right on your areola.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I love when you look at your cat and can tell they just woke up because they have bedhead, but the bedhead is their whole body.

[Jes 🦦 @LeannaJes]

A foot and 2 inches ANNNNND 100+ lbs …… sign me up

[Jes 🦦 @LeannaJes]

He needs to post more so I can stalk SOMETHING 😔

[໊ @wynavira]

i know you can feel our soul tie you avoidant loser

[miia @miiagarro]

he told me to whisper something nasty in his ear,
i said them bitches you used to fw

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

i know a super hot shower is bad for your skin and hair but being boiled alive is important for my mental health

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because why do you get a view of my back arching and ass jiggling and all i’m seeing is your toes throwing gang signs 😫😭

[miia @miiagarro]

i be checking my friends location randomly like yea you better be home

[Yikes is my catchphrase @big_yyikes]

Turning up the car seat warmer so high I can feel the grill marks forming on my ass

[Jes 🦦 @LeannaJes]

Dude…I WAS IN LOVE …😗