Jordan

Party at the goat house 🍺 @ElusiveFestival 🎤🔥

[Sam @SamCKx]

If Keir Starmer does resign, history will look back on his reign and scratch its head as to why the hell he was so hated.

On paper, he's probably delivered more to working British people in such a short time than any PM for decades.

After inheriting an absolute mess: NHS waiting lists fallen. Worker's rights improved. Rail operators nationalised. Improved relations with EU and improved UK's global reputation. Removed non-dom tax status. Halved childcare costs. Boosted state pensions. Lowest homicide rate in 50 years. Lifted 550k children out of poverty. Immigration vastly reduced.

We are in the age of billionaire funded misinformation, whose sole purpose is to topple democratically elected leaders, and insert leadership that favours the wealthy elites over the working people. Looks like the game plan is working...

[Jordan @Leano_17]

How is a professional referee, who makes their living from being a referee, given that Bournemouth penalty? To then have other people who are also, somehow paid to be refs, not overturn the decision is crazy. The standard of officiating in the premier league is through the floor.

[Jordan @Leano_17]

I hope Richard tells the group that they’re planning to mess with the shopping list. Imagine them trying to call him out as untrustworthy when he tries speaking out for the better of the group 😂 #bbuk

[National League on DAZN @DAZN_NationalLg]

Aaron Blair finishes cooly to surely give Maidstone a place in the National League South Promotion Final👀

National League Play-Offs | Every Game Live | https://t.co/17IGNhwWu5

@maidstoneunited | @TheVanaramaNL

[Jordan @Leano_17]

@KamakazeLC What you saying about live shows to go with all that then?

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

How every game of RISK ends

[Location Football @LocationFootba2]

The Non-League Club Who Are Outperforming Liverpool! @maidstoneunited @TheVanaramaNL #nonleague #football

[Jordan @Leano_17]

Marcelo only hates Ali because he’s attracted to her and knows she’s off limits. Creep. #bbuk

[FPL Marcin @FPLMarcin]

When someone asks how is my team looking 2 days before FPL starts

[Political Animal @politic_animal]

Remember, as you walk down the street today, that out of every 16 people you pass, one apparently seriously believes they could qualify for the 100m sprint at the 2028 Olympics.

[DaMetalMessiah @DaMetalMessiah_]

DJ Randall explaining how he works a crowd. RIP! 🕊️

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Sharks in waters off the coast of Brazil have tested positive for cocaine, scientists say

Full story 🔗

https://t.co/URNDOnRFwo

[Jordan @Leano_17]

@Keir_Starmer odds on calling a cheeky bank holiday on Monday if the boys bring it home #freelieins

[Stan Collymore @StanCollymore]

The Football Association Challenge Cup. A long read.

The World's Oldest Association Football Competition. Let that sink in.Something to be proud of as a part of English football and cultural life.

Changes to it? Yes, with one caveat. That every club who takes part in it has an equal vote as to what those changes are. Too simple eh?

But no, several high profile managers ( who'll be fucking long gone and won't give a fuck when our beloved competition has finally been finished off) and several owners will be gleeful today, another victory for maybe 6 of 100+ pro clubs, another concession to the greed, while relegating a national instution to an annoyance.

I've played for Stafford Rangers in a Cup 1st round against Burnley, hoping desperately to get a replay at Turf Moor.

I've played in an FA Cup Final between England's 2 biggest clubs.

At Hillsborough, I ran out wearing the yellow of Southend United, with 6000 travelling Shrimpers and what seemed like a million yellow balloons. The game where I felt I belonged in that esteemed company.

Playing in the back garden, bewildered as Alan Sunderland scored the winner when Arsenal beat United in a game that epitomised the beguiling spectacle of this famous old trophy.

Yeovil, Altrincham, Hereford, Sutton, Blyth Spartans, Chasetown. Names that maybe only ever pop up once in a football lifetime for the nation but to the fans of those clubs, ask them about their Cup memories and see their faces.

We're being diddled, had over, fucked about, taken the piss out of. By who? Managers who " desperately need fewer games", by owners bemoaning having to gamble their precious boys against Rochdale instead of resting up for Real Madrid, something understandable if it weren't for the luxury of 30 pros costing a billion pounds plus an academy of cherry picked youth from around the world. How many fucking players do these clubs need to play one replay every 5 years?

If the Football Association had any arsehole it would have put any decision that fundementally changes a 153 year old tournament to a vote of all participating clubs. It won't though , because it's scared to say a word to the all conquering Premier League. If you didn't believe before today that the FA wasn't fit for purpose, now you know because the organisation that administers the most professional clubs in the land, the EFL have effectively called them liars. That alone should ensure investigation by an independent regulator, along with any number of other decisions, changes and ideas the all conquering Premier League want implemented.

Fuck you to every manager who's come to these shores wanting U-21 teams and B teams playing in the EFL. This isn't Spain where they can't populate more than 2 divisions with quality teams from across the nation, this is England where we have over 100 pro clubs over 5 divisions, where a town of 40,000 like Burnley can proudly compete in the top 2 divisions regularly for over 100 years.

Fuck you to the big name managers crying about too many games. Use your fucking 30 man squads better and play the 15 you hardly use but cost more money on wages in a year than clubs competing in the Champions League from other nations operate a whole club on! And that's without the star boys who you steal from clubs for a pittance from clubs in the pyramid and overseas that you love the idea of playing but won't because " they're not ready quite yet". Bullshit!

Unless you, reading this, do something, anything by way of protesting this obscene and constant tidal wave of changes to the English game that is ruining the fabric of a delicate pyramid ecosystem, the your children simply will never get to afford to watch what we have.

A sport for everyone, not for an elite few.

It's time to fight back. Enough changes, enough greed, English football worked well for 150 years, trust it, trust those in it and those who support it.

[Maidstone United @maidstoneunited]

Club statement, regarding the FA Cup ‘restructure’.

https://t.co/kO7Q5qHaw3

[Jordan @Leano_17]

Absolute garbage 🗑️🤢 Might as well re-name it the Premier League Cup!

[Emirates FA Cup @EmiratesFACup]

The FA and The @premierleague have reached an agreement to strengthen the #EmiratesFACup format and increase support for grassroots football.

Swipe for details ➡The FA and The @premierleague have reached an agreement to strengthen the #EmiratesFACup format and increase support for grassroots football.

Swipe for details ➡The FA and The @premierleague have reached an agreement to strengthen the #EmiratesFACup format and increase support for grassroots football.

Swipe for details ➡The FA and The @premierleague have reached an agreement to strengthen the #EmiratesFACup format and increase support for grassroots football.

Swipe for details ➡The FA and The @premierleague have reached an agreement to strengthen the #EmiratesFACup format and increase support for grassroots football.

Swipe for details ➡️

[Chase & Status @chaseandstatus]

CHASE & STATUS x @stormzy.
Drum and Bass in the desert

@coachella @TheDoLaB

#chaseandstatus #Coachella

[New York Giants got me on suicide watch @Illusionism_Z]

Mansplaining a song so fire when you know she hates the music >>>

[Maidstone United @maidstoneunited]

💛 Goosebumps.

@chris_yardley

[RugbyInsideLine @RugbyInsideLine]

This might possibly be greatest individual try of all time!

DAKUWAKA!

Incredible…