Toad

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[Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson]

Republicans are going to lose in November because Trump chose a foreign country over his own voters. Here’s how deep the betrayal is.

[Toad @LearnToToad]

@kennywingism I said both teams would. I have Patriots under 9.5 wins.

[Toad @LearnToToad]

The Patriots just lost to this dude

[Drew Lock @DrewLock23]

Kansas a great place to be.......More like a great place to poop and pee;)

[Toad @LearnToToad]

They have had a long standing feud over a seat on Epstein's plane

[New York Post @nypost]

‘Happy Days’ actor Henry Winkler dishes on decades-long tension with Tom Hanks https://t.co/NHDCjl3Nd4

[Toad @LearnToToad]

@EvanAKilgore @realDonaldTrump He's a total liar

[Toad @LearnToToad]

Speak for yourself bro I still got an instant boner because I'm not gay or erectile dysfunctional

[edgar @notpoe69]

its fucked how i didn't even reached into my pants to jack off to ts like porn is everywhere and we're desensitized, sydney Sweeney's butt ass naked and I'm like "ok" 😩😣🥶🥵

[Toad @LearnToToad]

He's literally bribing people to vote for the GOP because they're about to tank the midterms so hard. This is insane, and it has to be illegal.

[Evan Kilgore 🇺🇸 @EvanAKilgore]

HOLY SH*T:

President Trump just said he will give every adult U.S. citizen a $5K dividend, if Republicans keep control of Congress at the Midterms.

He says the money must be spent only in the United States.

Thoughts?

[Toad @LearnToToad]

@MoonKitty1104 Well I do have them Under their season win total

[Toad @LearnToToad]

This game just proved that neither team deserved to make the Super Bowl last year

[Toad @LearnToToad]

Stock vs Junk was bound to result in this

[Toad @LearnToToad]

@shlaywalt Don't be one of these women

[Toad @LearnToToad]

Everyone knows amazing mothers strangle all of their children to death

[Daily Wire @realDailyWire]

"She was an incredible person, amazing mother. And I know that I'll get all the trolls who'll say, 'Oh yeah, she's an amazing mother,' and make all sorts of evil comments."

Kevin Reddington suggests it’s 'evil' to refute the claim that Lindsay Clancy was an 'amazing mother.'

[Toad @LearnToToad]

@BigHandle_369 @DavidLCorbo

[Toad @LearnToToad]

@NE_CoastalQueen Lmao

[Toad @LearnToToad]

Wtf is a meniscus trim? Did they give it a crew cut?

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Raiders TE Brock Bowers underwent a meniscus trim and is expected to miss “a game or two”, per @AdamSchefter

[Toad @LearnToToad]

Drew Lock is better than Sam Darnold

[Rabbi Jeff @RabbiJeffx]

𝗨𝗡𝗕𝗘𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗩𝗔𝗕𝗟𝗘

X just rushed to change its Grok terms to retroactively justify the suspension of @parodyjeffx.

This is a scandal.

[Rabbi Jeff @RabbiJeffx]

There are coincidences.

And then there’s @Parodyjeffx getting banned after making Grok go off-script.

Days later, X rewrites the rules around Grok.

Fucking unreal.

[Toad @LearnToToad]

Yeah the problem was that this guy was living in captivity

[Riley Check @holisticgrenade]

Masturbation is not natural.

Animals only masturbate excessively in captivity.

All of the humans who masturbate are quite literally living in captivity.

[Toad @LearnToToad]

@honeyNonABG But we gotta literally be across the country from each other

[Toad @LearnToToad]

First NFL game of the season and one team is already down their QB and the other is down their top WR

[Toad @LearnToToad]

@MarieJuana6985 Roses are red
Check marks are blue
Hey Marie Juana
I Juana Marie you