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@aj_papadopoulos

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If the Brewers organization wasn't retarded they would've included an original stipulation that the ticket doesn't apply to World Series games or only applies to tickets up to a certain price or something like that. These morons just never thought they'd actually make a World Series. They might get sued over this.

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

Update from the Milwaukee Brewers on the Timeless Ticket situation:

[Toad @LearnToToad]

Wednesday 10/21 Stream https://t.co/PLgzd3qCtn

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A "humanoid" that's actually a lizard that lurks near the border? Ted Cruz?

[Daily Mail US @Daily_MailUS]

Mysterious 'humanoid predator' lurking near US border could be from another dimension, UFO investigator claims https://t.co/eNqPAAreH6

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@TherealMomboobs

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@HandyGingerGal Happy birthday!

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@pop_tartlet I might make it 6, beware

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@disclosetv

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This dude

[Disclose.tv @disclosetv]

NOW - Trump: "I've never studied the body of a man before. It's not my thing. Nothing wrong with it, of course. Nothing. I always proceeded by saying nothing wrong, but it's never been my thing, to be honest with you. But I looked at his ass. And then I looked at his legs. And I said, his ass is like, it's like a pile of muscle."

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@MySportsUpdate

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Ex-#Titans DT Jordan Elliott went to his car to retrieve his gun after a practice altercation with OT JC Latham last Thursday (Oct. 15).

After being told to leave the field, Elliott took off his pads and stormed out of the facility, then went to the players' lot. Security cameras captured the sequence. Veteran DL John Franklin-Myers talked him down, and no one was hurt.

The Titans released Elliott on Tuesday after reviewing the incident. He signed a 2-year, $8M deal this offseason.

News of the incident was first reported by @eastonfreeze and additional details provided by @AaronWilson_NFL.

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@olifaye This ratio is retarded

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@MisesCaucusCT

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This is a parody account right?

[Senator Bob Duff, Majority Leader, Connecticut @senatorduff]

Covid is still a thing. Got my annual vaccine to protect myself and my community.

Thanks to anti-vaxers, their god-king RFK, Jr. and troves of misinformation, we’ve seen vaccine hesitancy nationwide.

Science is real. I trust our local public health officials and my doctors.

[Toad @LearnToToad]

@Zora8me It's been ok, we miss you around here

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@SluzbaWieziena Yep also true, they're both terrible

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This dude is truly reprehensible and retarded

[Alex Isenstadt @axiosalex]

SCOOP: Vivek Ramaswamy is doubling down on the explosive ad featuring Amy Acton's estranged mother attacking her daughter, putting $4 million behind it despite fierce bipartisan backlash

More >>

https://t.co/cLphxyc8z8

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@KrislaMaris

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The porn didn't cause the accident, she's Asian

[TMZ @TMZ]

Woman looking at porn while driving caused deadly car crash in Utah, cops say.

Full details: https://t.co/oxLX3TVpth

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@FreyjaTarte Vivek had his own mother falsify drug trials to scam investors out of millions