My father once told me, "Jack, never wrestle with a pig in shit. You both get shitty, but the pig enjoys it."
Now that I am an adult, I understand how right he was: I really do enjoy it.
@FenixAmmunition Funniest scenario ever: Israel sells a nuke (which they certainly don't have) to China (which Israel never does), who then immediately sells to Iran, and then hilarity ensues.
@TheBaconFather lmao, "1,000 rounds of 9mm, or carrots and dryer-sheets? It is technically both until you open it up and collapse the super-positioned waveform. The result is actually the fault of the observer. Oh, look! It's ammo! Thanks, honey!"
Wives love theoretical physics.
@Schwalm5132@wayofftheres "...suddenly the retard reflex kicks in."
I didn't even need to train. I found out I have a natural talent for the retard reflex kicking in all the time without even having to think about it.