Leata

Aspiring novelist, accomplished snarkist.

[Leata @Leata]

Hot take: the plural of "Smurf" should be "Smurves"

[Leata @Leata]

@lizzyemcee @john_starke I just heard on a podcast that the Punky fridge episode was intended to teach about CPR, but all we learned about was how many empty fridges were out there tempting us to be their food

[Leata @Leata]

Gonna start sending this out when these convos happen

[McSweeney's @mcsweeneys]

"I still look spectacular in just about any piece of clothing I put on, but holy moly, no I don’t because I feel so incredibly fat! I’ve been saying this since you were my chunky roommate in college."
https://t.co/Is05jVCMlk

[it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips]

publishers have told me repeatedly that shouting the words of my novel outside their offices won't annoy them into publishing me, but they have a breaking point and i'm going to find it

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

if this is the end of twitter i need everyone who has a crush on me to DM me once and for all.

[Leata @Leata]

@natashayim You only need to worry if it starts printing out things on it’s own— especially if the things are messages from ghosts or Draculas (or Frankensteins).

[Leata @Leata]

Look what we got! @ShirinYimLeos @lisamanterfield

[Monya_postMo @Monya_PostMo]

Latest from @donnabanta, author of a new mystery novel.
"Some Mormon women submit. Some, like me, leave the faith. Some resort to passive aggressive manipulation. Some smile coyly, turn a blind eye, and go for ice cream." @MainStreetPlaza
https://t.co/z8XdL2IxHA

[Leata @Leata]

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[Taco Bell Quarterly @TBQuarterly]

Why couldn't you be good at math, now your only stupid options are working until you drop dead or become a famous writer who gets six figures book deals and that's only happened to like 27 people ever and there probably is no god. Stop. You're also going to win every award.

[Leata @Leata]

@casperatu @poshspicelatte They were very, very sweet. Just real sweet. No fat, just SUGAR

[Leata @Leata]

Chef’s kiss

[Leata @Leata]

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[Eric Smith @ericsmithrocks]

Oof.

[Leata @Leata]

@lizzyemcee We need to math it! I don’t like math though so I will leave it to you

[Leata @Leata]

@clairehopple Large print edition

[Ariel Elias @Ariel_Comedy]

Mostly jealous that the UK can take 6 weeks to realize that they've made a mistake but women in the US can't.

[Leata @Leata]

@LakotaMan1 Yes

[Shirin Yim Leos @ShirinYimLeos]

Giving a quick little hone-your-skills workshop for the Manuscript Academy @MSWLMA this Thursday, 5:30pm PT/8:30pm ET. Come along and join us! https://t.co/t2jyo5UJmt It'll be fun and interactive, and I challenge you to see if you won't be a better writer by the end of the hour.