LebSayings

Calls 04/XXXXXX , waynak man? Chou awlak alphonse?

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Me:Miss fiye ekhod alam men hadan?
T:Ma ma3ak alam? Chou jeye ta3mol bel madrase?
*few minutes*
T:Hadan 3ando alam ahmar ?
#LebaneseTeachers

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Me: Mom bade kaleb
Mom: Into chou?
#LebaneseMoms

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*History class*

Teacher: Chou sar bi 1572?
Me: Khel2 Fakher Din
Teacher: w chou sar ba3ed 10 snin?
Me: Sar 3amro 10

- Tweeting from idara

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The only talent Arab's got is " Gossip"

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* X enter's Aïshti *

X: Sorry bs leh mich hateen l sa3er?
Y: a7ou edemak , sa3ro 1264999
X: ah sorry fakart hayda el barcode

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*Behke ma3 MTC*
*b2lon el mchekle 3ande*
*mabi7louwa*
-hadertak 3andak ay estfsar tene?
-eh, enta meen shaghalak ya hmar?

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Bi kel saf fi :

- Wahad mabyedros
- Wahad Bydross Ktir
- Wahad byn2ol kel l sene #fact

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Ta7iye la kel wahad ba3ed ma daras

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Normal Country

*2 days of vacation*
Teacher: Have a great vacation everyone have fun

In Lebanon

*2 days of vacation*
Teacher: 3abo dares

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Teacher: shu ye3ne tannoura bil english?
Me: skirt
Teacher: Hotta bi jemle
ME: skirt ana w lshabeb mberi7

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Normal people:
X: lek?
Y: elle habibe

Lebanese people:
X: lek?
Y: khara 3lek

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Me: MOMMM
Her: na3am?
Me: YA MOMM
Her: EHHH?
*silence*
Her: CHOU FII ?
*silence*

Just to let her know how that feels

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Enta mannak lebnené eza ma bet2oul "Yalla" abel "Bye" bas tkoun 3am bte7ke 3al telephone

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Normal people:
X: ktir mawjou3
Y: khod dawa

Lebanese people:
X: ktir mawjou3
Y: ma ba2 tetghannaj

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Classmate: hi
Me: la2 ma3melet l devoir.

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La2ano eza katabte "<3333333333"
B zid hobbik

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Normal people:
X: don't talk to me i'm mad
Y: omg babee whyyy?

Lebanese people:
X: ma tehke ma3e ze3lene menak
Y: la tize 3a mahlik btorde

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New business idea: I'm going to open a restaurant and name it "Mab tfro2 "

"Wayn badkon trouhou?"
"Mab tfro2"

Trust me on this.

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* Chat on BBM *

X: Hi hbb mabrouk 3al bbm
Y: Thanks la elak kamen
X: Leik ..
Y: La2 marah a3melak Bc