Currently drinking grapefruit crushes bc grapefruit decreases your CYP-450 activity...which slows you liver’s ability to metabolize substances from your blood. So you stay drunker longer. And they said my degree had no real-life human applications 😏
Dear Bud Light...
Your poor tasting beer is already pathetic...
But hey thanks for another reason not to drink it...
Sincerely an American Farmer who proudly raises corn and just popped the top on a cold Coors Light...
I love walking on campus looking like shit and watching all the freshmen girls judge the fuck out of me. Like this is you baby, this is your future, take a good long look
Top Chef has a contestant this season that rolled his eyes this week and put "farm to table" in quotes.
Judges asked why he rolled his eyes and scoffed at that trend in food so often said now. His response?
"All food comes from a fucking farm"