Sydney Lebahn

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[Bdewey @bridgetdewey]

Currently drinking grapefruit crushes bc grapefruit decreases your CYP-450 activity...which slows you liver’s ability to metabolize substances from your blood. So you stay drunker longer. And they said my degree had no real-life human applications 😏

[garrett lowes @garrett_lowes]

Dear Bud Light...

Your poor tasting beer is already pathetic...

But hey thanks for another reason not to drink it...

Sincerely an American Farmer who proudly raises corn and just popped the top on a cold Coors Light...

[Sydney Lebahn @LebahnSydney]

@BuysseCale Ugh tell me about it. It’s my luck part 6 comes out during finals week when I should be studying🙈

[aub @balloutaubs]

This semester has felt like a whole school year smh

[Sydney Lebahn @LebahnSydney]

@adriennewinks If only everybody knew this😂

[sarah @saraahhtonin]

I love walking on campus looking like shit and watching all the freshmen girls judge the fuck out of me. Like this is you baby, this is your future, take a good long look

[Sydney Lebahn @LebahnSydney]

@mlmall1799 I love you❤️😘

[Megs @_meggo23]

@bjruss23 Society is so different as 13 yr old now vs then -

[Iowa Chill @IowaChill]

St. Ambrose 2018 House Crawl Darty was lit #dartyseason

[Sydney Lebahn @LebahnSydney]

@adriennewinks I must have said this on a day similar to last wednesday🙈🙈

[Sydney Lebahn @LebahnSydney]

@jordan_nissen There’s more coming!!!

[Sydney Lebahn @LebahnSydney]

Two guys said they’ve got my legs but Brady said he had my hair and and that’s how you know... #kegstand #theone

[Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson]

Contemplate the outcome if this was written about any other race in America. https://t.co/xEo0BFlpaD

[Sydney Lebahn @LebahnSydney]

@adriennewinks Damn Gerald🙄

[Sydney Lebahn @LebahnSydney]

@mlmall1799 Yaaaaas

[Sydney Lebahn @LebahnSydney]

@GailBlahGibsonn They took good care of you🙈

[Anna Fox @ajfox620]

Top Chef has a contestant this season that rolled his eyes this week and put "farm to table" in quotes.

Judges asked why he rolled his eyes and scoffed at that trend in food so often said now. His response?

"All food comes from a fucking farm"