Lebanon Cemetery

This site operated by a team of ghosts residing in Lebanon Cemetery in Apple Valley MN. We are not affiliated with our landlord - the City of Apple Valley.

[iMortuary @iMortuary]

"You can't come in without going out, kids. Always go to the funeral." ⚰️
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Sad, but hopeful.

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@KindlyLoudly @AGoodDeath Norm Macdonald has a good take on this
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Come visit and give one or more of these a try! https://t.co/8RkTkOH6Gs

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Marmaduke for October 09, 2021 | https://t.co/GzyRhJuvNe https://t.co/PpgqKM3WYG via @GoComics

[Memorial Restoration & Safety @SafeCemeteries]

#FridayFunDay ⚰️
Sounds like someone had an epic party.😂
Have a great #longweekend!

#cemetery #monument #restoration #Memes #fridaymorning #fridayfun

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@commishatkins Where is Apple Valley?

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So true. There are enough real things going to worry about.

[threads & bsky: gingermostly @GingerMostly]

do you have any idea how expensive drugs are? this isn’t a thing. this has never been a thing. this will never be a thing.

[Lebanon Cemetery @LebanonCemetery]

@Valleywoodgolf Booooo! (Not the "I'm trying to scare you" kind of boo.)

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Awkward funeral speech😅 https://t.co/dIIfi4Ywhx

[APPLE VALLEY LIQUOR - Giving Back To The Community @AVLiquor]

More @trippinganimals is here! 3 amazing sours and a double IPA collab! Available now at store 3!

[Lacy Robinson @KentuckyLacy]

. @fabfourfan goes above and beyond to honor all lives. 🙌🏼💙 🇺🇸 https://t.co/kPiS2WBc0M

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Honor

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

The straight line distance between Washington, D.C. and Dover, Delaware is less than 85 miles. It takes a helicopter about 40-45 minutes to make the trip. I was 19 years-old, and it was my first time riding a helicopter. I barely remember any of it. I was distracted. (thread)

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Why is it six feet under? Did they bury some dude five feet under and a week later somebody was like “You getting a whiff of something? Aw, fuck, I think that’s Frank.”

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It kills us to hear this.

[The Apple Valley Arts Foundation @applevalleyarts]

After speaking with our performers and nightly sponsor, we have made the decision to cancel this evenings performance due to weather. We look forward to seeing you next Friday for Music in Kelly Park featuring Coyote Wild. Let all think “great weather” for next week’s concert!

[City Pages @citypages]

What if every song that mentions a body is actually about a corpse? https://t.co/UiiyU1p8zC

[Lebanon Cemetery @LebanonCemetery]

Our place is a nice, quiet location to throw the ball around.

[Dying Matters @DyingMatters]

Why children should be taught about death in school https://t.co/2KqwdrZX4M