smallfry

Less Google Sheets, more Adobe Suite. Leads Experience at Ather Energy.

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Someone said “I’m an adult in the way a tomato is a fruit” and I felt that on a spiritual level.

[Tommy Siegel @TommySiegel]

a recent New Yorker reject, for you.

[Abybaby @abybaby_san]

Wow idli patram building

[BROONO ㊆ @BROONOart]

I like goin to the gym at 3pm bc it’s just all the people with mysterious income sources

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Tattoos should actually make you more employable because it shows you can sit in place for hours while tiny needles are jammed into your skin and that's what every corporate meeting I've ever been in has felt like

[Adithi @adithi_mallesh]

its proof of your ugliest photo

[smallfry @Lebbananda]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Jay Dwivedi @jaydwivedi_]

We lost another brand to minimalism

[gargi palaskar @gargipalaskar]

need a summer camp concept for adults too, where u go play a sport every morning, eat bfast with your friends, spend the day doing arts and crafts, and end the day with a swim

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

[Miss Ally @MissAlly_01]

The Strait of Hormuz should have something like a fridge light so we would know whether it's open or closed 🤭

[Shreemi Verma @shreemiverma19]

The Strait Of Hormuz and an SBI bank have the same timings basically

[𝔙𝔞𝔪𝔭 @bIoodFr4ak]

actually all of my systems are nervous

[johtani @notafan_jo]

the artemis II astronauts posting from space is deeply inspirational for those who love to post on company time

[白夜 ♡ @Spamfromk]

Do you ever think the computer asks if you’re a robot because it’s looking for a friend?

[Sameer Sewak @Naa_Cheese]

I get it Rupee, I’m at my lowest too

[love drops @lovedropx]

“You’re only given a little spark of madness. If you lose that, you’re nothing.” - Robin Williams

[M @mxrza189]

and for the lady, perhaps a calm & regulated nervous system?

[RoRo @rotchfort]

I am hoping that one of Nara Smith's kids craves fuel so that she can show us how to make it from scratch.

[smallfry @Lebbananda]

@vishalmisra I thought you just wanted them to put their heads down and stay really focused on their work.