Marty McFlyaf

[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

game over.

[Micah Adams @MAdamsStatGuy]

Bam Adebayo broke math.

His 83-point game was 8.5 standard deviations above his career average (or ~1 in 53 quadrillion)

Based on career avgs, its like:

Patrick Mahomes passing for 915 yards
Justin Verlander throwing 214 pitches in a start
Wilt Chamberlain grabbing 79 rebounds

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes

[Gregg Rosenthal @greggrosenthal]

nightmare fuel: having a typo 5 words into the quote from ownership firing a head coach

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

The way the league used to handle gambling issues

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

@BlueJays @MLB @MLBONFOX @MLBNetwork @MLBPA @MLBTheShow @Sportsnet @FAN590 @baseballcanada @baseballhall Sinnataggen (The Angry Boy), by Gustav Vigeland, 1928, 📸 by @AlykhanKR

[Bartolo Colón @BColon40]

I feel attacked 😂 @SleeperMLB

[Mace @realmaceblack]

😂😂😂😂😂

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Self-Portrait in a Mocking Pose, by Joseph Decreux, 1793

[Ben Rothenberg @BenRothenberg]

Another Sinner-Alcaraz final is booked, this time at the #USOpen.

Their era has been well underway for a while now.

[Andy Molitor @AndyMSFW]

above and beyond the cash and draft pick punishments that are sure to come, they should make the Clippers go plant a fuckload of trees as well

[Marty McFlyaf @Lebrons3rdSon]

@cajun_vegas I am double legging him and whipping his ass in Miss Boulter’s hounour

[Marty McFlyaf @Lebrons3rdSon]

@cajun_vegas Well when you’re right you’re right player

[Marty McFlyaf @Lebrons3rdSon]

@cajun_vegas Make the account, ⬇️

[Marty McFlyaf @Lebrons3rdSon]

@cajun_vegas Hopefully so, I’m sure everyone’s pulling for old Cajun that’s not your dog that’s gambling twitters dog

[Marty McFlyaf @Lebrons3rdSon]

@cajun_vegas You can’t control the world boss, how were you to know he wasn’t gonna puke and feel better like every pet ever! Good luck and try to stay positive

[claire rogers @kclairerogers]

Fun Oakmont fact from Mike Whan: 1385 players have teed it up here for a U.S. Open. Just 28 (or 2%) have finished under par

[Marty McFlyaf @Lebrons3rdSon]

@cajun_vegas I’m your loyal disciple, you post the slip and it goes in my acct 10 cents worse to the death, but please me lord not this time 🤣