Taxi Driver audition went great thanks guys. Got a good feline about it. HAHAHA. Just casually finishing a 1000 piece jigsaw. Pretty chuffed with myself ngl 😽
Elaine Paige walks into a bar…
Barman: where’s your whiskers?
EP: I shaved them off
Barman: you shaved them off??
EP: aye
Barman: why?
EP: cos I’m not a real cat
(That one needs some work 😬)
Trying out some new material for my stand up:
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Elaine
Elaine who?
Elaine Paige
SLAM
How many cats does it take to change a lightbulb?
Elaine Paige
How many Elaine Paige’s does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, cos she’s a human not a cat
Bonjour mes amies de la Twitter! I know it’s been yonks but just to let you know that I’ve exorcised my @CatsMusical demons via exorcism and now made peace with the whole ‘humans playing cats’ thing. Nine lives are too short and all that (1/2)
@hanjaysco Aw guys! Mes amies, merci beaucoup - you’ve pumped me. This is the boost I’ve been needing. I feel like I get back on that acting/musical theatre/gymnastics 🐎 again and it’s all thanks to you 🐾💋🤸🏼♂️ 🎤 🎭💖
I’m amazed and overwhelmed by the response to my tweeted playwriting notes. I started without a plan but am now thinking it will be‘101 notes on playwriting’. Could you do me a favour and retweet/quote tweet this to get more followers? Quick before The Rock buys the movie rights!