Tyrion Lannister

I like living. [18+ MC | #GoT RP]

[Tyrion Lannister @LecherousImp]

"@JustADUFF If you do, I'm groping that little fuck." And since when have I objected to anything of the sort?

[Tyrion Lannister @LecherousImp]

{Readies my pimp hand.} #GameOfThrones

[Tyrion Lannister @LecherousImp]

I consider myself a connoisseur. RT @HighbornDeceit: You would know all about that, wouldn't you, brother?

[Tyrion Lannister @LecherousImp]

Come now, Cersei... Whores have their uses.

[Tyrion Lannister @LecherousImp]

{Gives @NimbleNyx's bottom a sound smack.} And how many more do I owe the fair lady on her name day?

[Tyrion Lannister @LecherousImp]

Yes, but some of us are handsome, clever, and considerably charming twats. RT @WankMyWoody: The Lannister's are twats.

[Tyrion Lannister @LecherousImp]

Not entirely. {Flashing a sinister grin} That would take longer. RT @NimbleNyx: *______* I have just been #Imped

[Tyrion Lannister @LecherousImp]

{Takes @NimbleNyx by the hand and leads her back to my bedchamber, where I tuck her in snugly.} There you go, my lady. Write in comfort.

[Tyrion Lannister @LecherousImp]

@PureEmpress Ah, I see. My apologies. As I stated... Much has happened in my absence.

[Tyrion Lannister @LecherousImp]

@PureEmpress If you don't mind me asking, my lady... Whatever happened to my nephew? It seems much has happened in my absence.

[Tyrion Lannister @LecherousImp]

I'm quite used to that reaction as well.

[Queen in the North ᵟᵅᵑᵟᵅ ᵟtᵅrƘ @PureEmpress]

[Can barely hold @LecherousImp's gaze for very long; cheeks burning red from the content of this conversation, unable to speak even]

[Tyrion Lannister @LecherousImp]

Nevertheless, I shall be happy to accept it as such. RT @PureEmpress: That was not an intended innuendo, my lord. [Blushes].

[Tyrion Lannister @LecherousImp]

That would not be a reaction I am unfamiliar with.

[Queen in the North ᵟᵅᵑᵟᵅ ᵟtᵅrƘ @PureEmpress]

[Startled by @LecherousImp's presence I jump and turn around wide-eyed and stumbling on my words] I... uh... I.... [Swallows hard]

[Tyrion Lannister @LecherousImp]

...not that I disagree with the suggestion.

[Tyrion Lannister @LecherousImp]

I'd also like to point out the significance of your wording choices. RT @PureEmpress: #FuckThoseLannisterLions

[Tyrion Lannister @LecherousImp]

{Flashing @PureEmpress a roguish grin} Begging your pardon, Lady Stark, but that almost sounded like a challenge.

[Tyrion Lannister @LecherousImp]

I seem to have collected one while I was out. I'll still be requiring three more. RT @DemureDelicacy: *Hides in LecherousImp's bed*

[Tyrion Lannister @LecherousImp]

To all of the lovely ladies within my following, I shall see you soon. In the meantime... http://t.co/RpkKs8dK