Jess Katz

I sing things and bling things.

[Jess Katz @LedJesselin]

@NickJFuentes Another closeted gay who wants to control women.

[Steve Martin @UnrealBluegrass]

Pee Wee got his wish to fly.
Thanks Paul Reubens for the brilliant off the wall comedy.
Our boy Pee Wee...
#peewee
#paulreubens

[Jess Katz @LedJesselin]

The fact that Rolling Stone said that Barbra Joan Streisand is the 147th greatest singer of all time tells you everything you need to know about this list.

[Jess Katz @LedJesselin]

What if I’m 93? Is no one gonna offer me a simple phrase?

[Jess Katz @LedJesselin]

@JohnStamos I feel attacked. 😒😂

[Jess Katz @LedJesselin]

Just taught a young musician a very important rule: Always be within arms reach of a @Sharpie.

[Jess Katz @LedJesselin]

@RunWithMyDog @LMShortstuff Mid 2000s

[Jess Katz @LedJesselin]

@LMShortstuff Thank you ❤️❤️❤️😘😘😘

[Jess Katz @LedJesselin]

There should be a sign next to every rating letter of every diner in NYC showing if they have Heinz or Hunts #ketchup.
It should be included in every Google search or Yelp review, too. This is the important stuff.
(This message is brought to you by “realized too late”)

[Jess Katz @LedJesselin]

Current favorite word: Crockery

[Jess Katz @LedJesselin]

Does cottage cheese really need its own jingle though?

[Jess Katz @LedJesselin]

#JohnnyDepp 💙

[Jess Katz @LedJesselin]

@joeymcintyre He would be great on the calm app. He could say anything and it would work.

[Jess Katz @LedJesselin]

@penny_gaga lol I love you so much! The lead had bronchitis, so they had to postpone 3 shows.

[Jess Katz @LedJesselin]

My cousin’s pup fell asleep mid face-time, and I’ve rarely melted into a pile of mush so quickly. 😍

[Mike Scollins @mikescollins]

In 2022 we’re kicking the dude with the Android off the group text. We got enough going on.

[Jess Katz @LedJesselin]

@yesterdaysprize I wish I could move like that

[Jess Katz @LedJesselin]

@JohnStamos But John, how is one supposed to solo in F#?!