Friday morning, 9 October 2026, Durbanville, Western Cape. Three robbers walked into a family home. They tore strips from bedsheets and used them to bind a father and his son. The paper called them “calm robbers." That is the entire public record. Paywall after the caption. No names. No list of what was taken. No arrests. No race stated.
"Calm." They were calm while they tied a man and his son with the family’s own sheets. The marks on the wrists are the only injury that made it past the paywall. Everything else is locked behind a subscription.
Same pattern. The attack is real enough for a photo of the ligature marks, but the rest of the details stay behind the wall while the government and its media still insist this is just ordinary crime that happens to everyone.
Durbanville is not the rural platteland. It is a suburban home. Three men still walked in, restrained the father and the son with torn bedding, and left the visible proof on the man’s wrists. No further description of injuries has been released. No confirmation of whether anyone else in the house was present or harmed. No update on whether the robbers were caught.
This is what gets filed under house robbery and then moves on. Next.
You say the white Boer is the problem Mr black man, wait till this things starting chopping your head's off, rape your woman, marry your 9 year old daughter, force their Sharia law upon your house. Then you will beg the white man for help, but it will be to late. Viva ANC/DA viva
Sooooooo, the official timeline is that Black people invented a Dutch dialect in the Cape, taught it to the Dutch, forgot how to speak it, lost the paperwork, and then the Boers nicked it on the way to church.
Makes perfect sense. Next week, the Voortrekkers stole the wheel, Eskom was built by the Khoi and then load-shedding was invented by Jan van Riebeeck out of pure spite, and biltong was originally a Zulu patent until a Neanderthal in a kappie reverse-engineered the drying rack.
Also loving the “Neanderthal progress” bit. Europeans crawl out of a cave, invent written Dutch, sail to the Cape, and somehow the language they brought with them was already waiting in the kraal, fully conjugated, with a Bible translation and a resentment clause. The Dutch East India Company must have been a front. Shipping manifests were clearly cover for a language heist.
Quick question for the scholars in the room; if Afrikaans was invented by Black people, why does it still sound like a Dutch uncle who drank too much brandy and started dropping the consonants? Did the original inventors also invent “ag nee man” and then misplace it next to the cheese?
The man called White people subhuman, got told to say sorry, said sorry, then said never mind. Now he’s auditing the dictionary. At this rate next month he’s going to prove the Groot Trek was a home invasion and Table Mountain was culturally appropriated from a flat piece of veld.
Neanderthal progress. 😂😅 We stole the language, the farms, the electricity, and apparently the ability to tell a story that survives contact with a history book. Shame.