LeeAnne Caris

The first rule of twitter is you do not talk about twitter. The second rule of twitter is you do not talk about twitter...

[LeeAnne Caris @LeeAnneCaris]

Violet has begun a wonderful reading adventure. Please click the link to support Violet McCabe's reading efforts https://t.co/VReRONYGzE

[LeeAnne Caris @LeeAnneCaris]

Special reminder that this guy is a monumental moron. My childcare expenses were over $22,000 last year. Eat several dicks, Vance.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Q. “What can we do about lowering the cost of daycare?”

JD Vance:…”Maybe Grandpa and Grandma want to help a little bit more. Maybe there’s an uncle/aunt who wants to help a little bit more…”

[Choco 🏆 @Choco10141]

It’s amazing how a white man who was considered armed and dangerous was taken into custody alive but a traffic stop ended in a unarmed black man getting shot 60 times last week in Akron 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

[LeeAnne Caris @LeeAnneCaris]

@joshgad made the perfect LeFou. That is all.

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@Doc_Bot_Nick @getFANDOM YASSSSSSS

[memory lane @bitchiwas999]

Kanye West sampling this as we speak

[The Scarlet B!tch ᱬ @thechildoftime]

The fact that this will make Kanye’s skin crawl and scream alone in his empty house is beautiful.

[LeeAnne Caris @LeeAnneCaris]

@SamathinRay Shut your face. That dude was a douche and your ensemble was perfect

[LeeAnne Caris @LeeAnneCaris]

The Shins version of We Will Become Silhouettes on vinyl is top ten for me. 😍

[Gus Danger Johnson @Gusbuckets]

really bummed that soon i will have to stop cancelling plans "due to covid" and start canceling plans with my usual bag of petty lies

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Y’all remember the Sour Red LifeSaver Gummies? 🤤

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@SamathinRay @NRM_Recordings GET’M!

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@SamathinRay Ope. Time to call in the troops

[LeeAnne Caris @LeeAnneCaris]

You can DoorDash WhiteClaws. What a time to be alive. #quarantine2021

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@NRM_Recordings @tomsegura 😂💀

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Peak 30s female is being so excited about your new dining room set that you’re counting down the days like a kid with an advent calendar.

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I’m not sure which is worse: sleep training and feeling like the goddamn worst mom ever or sleeping a combined grand total of 17 hours in 1 week. 😩😭

[LeeAnne Caris @LeeAnneCaris]

@SamathinRay I’m drinking a white claw. 🤷🏼‍♀️