Lee Catchpole

Husband, Dad, Grandad, Family man 100% awake truther

[Lee Catchpole @LeeCatchpole2]

@fynnvestor As intelligent people did you not work out the mathematics of parenthood before getting pregnant?

[Lee Catchpole @LeeCatchpole2]

@japan_nobunaga It is a shame your chosen picture doesn't match your words. Look at the bottom row of cars...not reverse parked sir. So maybe not all of Japan follows your theory

[Lee Catchpole @LeeCatchpole2]

Messi is NOT the GOAT. 20+ years of playing and he’s NEVER faced England or Spain in a competitive international? 🤯 He padded stats against easy teams, struggled in the WC vs Europe (8 goals in 19 games), and got an HGH boost from age 13. A system product. Change my mind.👇

[Lee Catchpole @LeeCatchpole2]

His WC record vs European teams is weak: 19 games, only 8 goals. He's a system baby who struggled when he left Barca's comfort zone. Ronaldo and Pelé conquered multiple leagues and styles. Messi was built in a lab. Debate me. 👇

[Lee Catchpole @LeeCatchpole2]

Crazy Stat: Messi has played professional football for over 20 years, has over 200 caps, and has NEVER played a single competitive international game against England or Spain. 🤯 A quick thread on why he isn't the GOAT. 🧵👇

[Lee Catchpole @LeeCatchpole2]

Let's talk about the HGH. Barca paid for his daily synthetic Human Growth Hormone injections from age 13. Legitimate medical need? Sure. But it gave him physical advantages in recovery, speed, & muscle density that no natural player ever got. 🧪

[Lee Catchpole @LeeCatchpole2]

@SamaHoole A little Human Growth Hormone works wonders with your tailored diet 😄 Greatest player in the world my arse!!..prove me wrong!

[Lee Catchpole @LeeCatchpole2]

@OlooneyJohn "Man of Honour" and true blood of before lethal injections standing here sir!! Every man with a daughter needs to look at this and taste the horror of what could be. It's time for real men to make a stand for daughters world wide #facethetruth

[Lee Catchpole @LeeCatchpole2]

@elonmusk @Kristennetten @elonmusk only because he said no to your request sir!!..you wanted to be his friend and that says everything we need to know about you..shorts on tesla and space x incoming I belive would maybe put you in your place

[Lee Catchpole @LeeCatchpole2]

@PhilipBLee @elonmusk @cb_doge Im sorry to break it to you be @elonmusk was the one sending the requests to go and have a party on his island..its 1 big club and thank fuck I'm not in it

[Lee Catchpole @LeeCatchpole2]

@elonmusk @cb_doge @elonmusk, what's in your wardrobe, sir? Too rich to care?. Maybe, but this is your tipping point!. Once you lose public support, you're screwed sir. Just ask your buddy Bill Gates how he's feeling right now..squeaky bum time for you lads lol

[Lee Catchpole @LeeCatchpole2]

@elonmusk @cb_doge @elonmusk really? Come on, we can read that you were kinda wanting some kind of "Special Party" on the island. You didn't refuse, he refused you! Even told you your ex wife would probably not like it. Just as bad as the rest!

[Lee Catchpole @LeeCatchpole2]

@eurofounder Stop with the copied AI slop shite my friend..If this is true, then you are not a man or anything near a father. Can't think of the word..??..oh yeah found it..you PIMP!

[Lee Catchpole @LeeCatchpole2]

@eurofounder Bollocks!!..what a load of shit!

[Lee Catchpole @LeeCatchpole2]

Stop following a broken calendar.
March 31= New Year's Eve.
April 1= New Year's Day.
Life starts now.Repost if you get it. ✊
#AprilNewYear#CalendarRevolution

[Lee Catchpole @LeeCatchpole2]

Your soul knows.
New Year should feel like renewal,not a hangover.
Spring is the true beginning.🌱
#RealNewYear#SpringAwakening

[Lee Catchpole @LeeCatchpole2]

"April Fools"wasn't a joke.
It was an insult to people who kept the REAL new year:April 1.
The prank is on us.🤡
#HistoryIsALie

[Lee Catchpole @LeeCatchpole2]

Jan 1:Dark. Cold. Dead.
Apr 1:Light. Warm. Life begins.
We picked the wrong one.🤦‍♂️
#NatureWins#WrongHoliday

[Lee Catchpole @LeeCatchpole2]

We celebrate New Year when everything is dead.🥀
The real new year is Spring.
Our calendar was changed in the 1500s.
April 1st is the truth.
#CalendarConspiracy