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[Dukey @LeeDukee]

@evanescence Can you PLEASE come to The UK and play at @RoyalAlbertHall for the 25th Anniversary of Fallen. I can’t think of anything better than hearing Imaginary with the @parallaxorch … if you’re unsure, ask @alterbridge how their concert went.

See you soon ❤️

[Dukey @LeeDukee]

Think I’ve figured out the master plan at Spurs ;

Play like shit, Levy & Ange out all summer … Then BAM - Win the fucking lot next year. Better underdog story than those Leicester slags and much better odds from the bookies !

Only question is which league will it be ?😅

[. @toops99]

Deontay Wilder: I’m gonna put you to sleep

Deontay Wilder’s legs:

#DayofReckoning #WilderParker

[Dukey @LeeDukee]

I’m sorry but that is NEVER a card card for #Curry after 3 minutes ? Where is the mitigating risk of the the tackle … what the fuck is he supposed to do in that situation ? Yet again officials spoiling a game early doors #EngArg

[Dukey @LeeDukee]

@MammothWVH absolutely killed it in Edinburgh just now !! Shame the crowd didn’t know more songs, SO EXCITED for the new album to drop 😁😁

[Flav @Flav_Bateman]

Just seen Bastoni in a hotel in London. I asked if he was joining Spurs. He laughed and winked at me, then grabbed me by the hair and dragged me into a toilet and fingered me while whispering 'Tottenham till I die' over and over in my ear. Make of that what you will. #THFC #ITK

[Nick @nT96___]

Nah one of my pals come back to this in his hotel room 😂😂😂

[Dukey @LeeDukee]

We really are a pathetic country when most of our transport shuts down because of a “Storm”. This is a fart in the wind in comparison to those nutty Americans bastards staying at home through a Tornado likes it’s nothing ! #StormEunice #BrokenBritain

[Dukey @LeeDukee]

Whilst it’s not something I usually share / brag about, I stopped smoking roughly 6 months ago fully from 20+ a day and went #ColdTurkey. There has been the odd occasion of a vape / puff but the temptation hasn’t been there and I feel so much better because of it 😊😊😊😊😊

[ShitMattSays @ShitMattSays20]

"I'm pretty sure my dick doesn't look like my dads"

- no context

[LIMBZ @LimbzHQ]

If Harry Kane scores FIRST against Crystal Palace tonight, we'll give away a brand new PlayStation 5 console + a FIFA 22 copy to a lucky fan. 😱

Simply RT this & follow us to enter. 👈
We'll pick the winner after the match. Good luck 🤩

[Dukey @LeeDukee]

@sajidjavid Why is this not a mandatory service for any worker within the NHS ???#MentalHealthAwareness

[Dukey @LeeDukee]

Was having a chat earlier tonight with a friend who works for the NHS who said that they do not receive any free mental health care within their profession. With everything that has happened with #COVID COVID, let alone with dealing with sick people / death in a daily basis

[Dukey @LeeDukee]

@gdavies I reckon you should do a #Taskmaster with members of the public as I genuinely believe we’ll be better then the Comedians you have on. You could even do a Vs series, I volunteer to go first 😊

[Dukey @LeeDukee]

Doherty couldn’t cross a bridge, let alone a decent ball

[FootballJOE @FootballJOE]

Harry Kane has announced that he will not be leaving Spurs this summer

[Dukey @LeeDukee]

@Dominos_UK I want a free Pizza because I can’t be fucked to cook tonight … That and I’ve spent all day de-frosting the freezer #AtLeastImHonest #FreeDOMINOSday

[LADbible @ladbible]

PINGU but it’s THE SOPRANOS 😂😂

This is the most important video you will see today.

Hats off @ThisIsTomLittle https://t.co/HphT0fJRLZ

[Dukey @LeeDukee]

Prince Philip looking like the guy from Grizzly Tails For Gruesome Kids