Lee Brooks

Short ,tubby fella with a life long obsession of two wheels. By the way soccer bores me ... up the villa !

[Jokes UK 🔞 @jokesuk]

What do you call an Indian Elvis impersonator?

Amaal Shukup!

[Lee Brooks @LeeKTMBrooks]

@Classicbritcom Oh Carol , I will miss you Christmas.

[Lee Brooks @LeeKTMBrooks]

@Classicbritcom And her secret… plenty of sweet potato!
Here’s to another 100yrs Glynis and hopefully a more exciting vegetable.

[Lee Brooks @LeeKTMBrooks]

Be Rolling out the red carpet for this peice of red vinyl.

[Roxy Music @roxymusic]

"Stranded" sees a special edition clear red vinyl pressing for its 50th anniversary, out on 13 October but available to pre-order now.
https://t.co/BA8pEfTE9O
#roxymusic #stranded #vinyl

[Lee Brooks @LeeKTMBrooks]

Similar to a few of my mates who come out all the time but have never visited the Bar ….

[LADbible News @LADbibleUKNews]

🔔 | NASA astronaut thinks he knows why aliens have never visited Earth https://t.co/AFGlGBuP3t

[Lee Brooks @LeeKTMBrooks]

The morning after the day before….who said we’re getting old 🤔

[Lee Brooks @LeeKTMBrooks]

One between two please !

[nostalgia hub @IL0VEthe80s]

I’m this old…

[Lee Brooks @LeeKTMBrooks]

Soccer season coming to an end ,what will one find to do to past ones time .

[Lee Brooks @LeeKTMBrooks]

Carefully mixed together could rein devastating destruction over countries & landscapes in the wrong hands. #TrueStory

[Jeff Nowill @jeffnowill]

@thevalerieleon I’ve always had a smorgasbord of ‘heritage fragrances’ in my rugby kit bag. Hai Karate is an omnipresent favourite

[Lee Brooks @LeeKTMBrooks]

Be careful how you use it ! #ditchwater

[Valerie Leon @thevalerieleon]

Years ago l did a long-running series of funny commercials for Hai Karate aftershave which are still fondly remembered in the UK. It's amazing how many people still say to me "aren't you the Hai Karate girl?"! #1970s #TV #memories

[Lee Brooks @LeeKTMBrooks]

If you’ve never twisted you probably never will.

[Lee Brooks @LeeKTMBrooks]

Wouldn’t really say I like beans on toast but I have had it occasionally on my brown sauce once or twice.

[Deeper Season @SeasonDeeper]

Retweet if you like toast with beans.

[Lee Brooks @LeeKTMBrooks]

I’m sure the Conservative party are well aware that there waiting for a train that’s never coming ! #manana

[Robert Dunlop @Rabdun15Robert]

@mrjamesob I would like to see the Tories adopting modern working practices.

[Lee Brooks @LeeKTMBrooks]

UP THE VILLA ! #upthevilla

[Lee Brooks @LeeKTMBrooks]

Would be like picking between your kids ,most unsavoury position one could find their self in. #dontdofavourites

[Electric Blue⚡️💙 @Only9built]

Top or Bottom..??

[Lee Brooks @LeeKTMBrooks]

@dickstrawbridge Hopefully you ran a comb through your tash for this one Sir… #besttilllast

[Lee Brooks @LeeKTMBrooks]

@joncoupland One can only imagine what the inside of his house looks like .

[Lee Brooks @LeeKTMBrooks]

For the love of god some one put this in my garage Christmas morning… I’ve been good all year !

[Hagerty UK @HagertyUK]

This could be fun...
Look in your phone's camera gallery - if there's a picture of a car within the 10 most recent images you have to reply to this tweet and show it - no matter what it is.

Let's see 'em.