SCARY MOVIE FANS ARE ALREADY CELEBRATING THE TERRIBLE REVIEWS.
Everyone outside the fandom sees bad critic scores and thinks the movie bombed.
Fans see them and know it's working exactly as intended.
Scary Movie was never trying to be good cinema. It's built to be loud, dumb, and merciless to horror movies that take themselves too seriously.
The numbers prove it:
- Nearly $900M across six films
- Not one of them was ever well-reviewed
- Tracking for a $40M+ opening this weekend
- All three Wayans brothers reunited for the first time since 2001
- Spoofing Sinners, Weapons, Longlegs, M3GAN and The Substance
Critics keep grading these like prestige films. Fans keep showing up because they're in on the joke.
This one landed. See you tonight.
Rangers saying they want Shankland is like us saying that we want Mbappe. Never going to happen. He is on contract with us until 2028 so you can fuck off Rangers. Pure shite rumours like 24 months ago all over again to unsettle him. Cunts.
@ScottishPower Going for the record of failed call backs, complaint open since February, been asking to speak to a manger for over three months and had 9 failed call back promises over this time period. Shambles.
@The_Forty_Four Shows you how much you donโt follow Scottish Football, howโs it heartbreaking for Hearts who still go into Saturday needing the same result. Poor Motherwell if anything.
@mstewart_23 A lot of your views are for clickbait, you make random assumptions even prior to this and double down on them and probably one of the most bias โcommentatorsโ.
@bryandocherty80@AsgharOut Have we underperformed based on finances and budgets we should be finishing around 6th or 7th? Motherwell are head of us on that aspect too