Today’s conservatives are fake Christians who hide behind a bible they’ve never read. “Some of those that Burn Crosses are the Same that Hold Office!” #RATM
.@nytimes just called to say I was PROBABLY going to be named @UPS driver of the year but I would have to agree to an interview and photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway!! @OfficialJLD
This is what your orange king has taught you pathetic losers. If things don’t go his way it’s a hoax or rigged. You all can suck my balls for voting for him. #FDT
So yesterday Donald Trump posted a video of him crashing Stephen Colbert's final show, and literally throwing him in the garbage, and of course, I had to FIX it.
What if St Joe got an Amtrak line to Union Station! How cool would that be for those fans to the north of us to hop a train to KC for a Royals game! @KSeaboldt@SorenPetro
I mean this fool posted himself as Jesus Christ removed it and said it was me as a DOCTOR!! And you stupid fucks believe him! You maga fucks are pathetic!! Shame on you and fuck you for voting for him! #FDT
I’m truly curious how you fake Christians are feeling about your guy these days?? Be honest with yourself and admit you were wrong about him. #FDT#fuckyouforvotingforhim
MAGA was right!! They said if I voted for Kamala Harris that gas prices would go up, groceries bills would be higher and we would be at war in the Middle East! (Are We Great Yet?) #FDT#Fuckyouforvotingforhim#Midterms