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[26 @Eryr_]

Mjeshi ya kinangop ndio iliambia mp wao Muthuri nduinuke.

[MR .P @Lee_1an]

@EdgarFred152681 @dekim_Kalvino @Utdpal_ Can I dm you?

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Naambianga Mwanaume the Moment your girl tells you ‘Im pregnant’,stop whatever you are doing and start scheming. Start arming yourself like you’re going to war. Manake hii kitu inaitwa mimba ina swara mingi sana ata kushinda Maasai mara. If you drink,stop! If you gamble,stop! If you do nonsensical road trips,stop. Start saving. Because you will need it. The first thing that happens when your wife gets pregnant is jobs get lost. Wale wa free lancing. Kazi zinapotea nakwambia unashangaa kwani namna gani. Others get fired. The most un anticipated misfortunes you never thought of happen when you have a baby on the way. Kuna spirit ya mimba huwa inawachiliwa huko jehanamu ikuje ikutese ndio mtoto akikuja apate mambo ilichemukia baba yake alipotea. I call it the spirit if Singo mathahood. Chesa!

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Tomorrow we are supporting Mexico 🇲🇽 so that South Africa 🇿🇦 can go back home early to protect their jobs.

[LABILE~6❄️ @SoCrazy_254]

Boy schools are striking because they want to watch world cup?😂😂 A valid reason because if they watch in school, it will affect sleeping hours and thearefore learning programmes.

[Ice Man🧊 @vybzmartel_]

CCTV footage linked to the Utumishi Girls dormitory fire has emerged online. Investigations are ongoing to establish the full facts behind the incident.

[🐉 @Kamau266]

Hautawai skia malaya wakicomplain matatu fares juu they are always moving against traffic.Jioni wanaenda taon na 20 asubui wanarudi kulala na 20.

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

😂😂

[MR .P @Lee_1an]

@stephfunn @davyravyvanny1 @RodgersKipembe Dollar in august 2022 when ruto was being sworn in was trading at 118 what point are you trying to prove you just talk without facts na vile umeongea na kiherehere

[Bois @wee_boiss]

Dere wa Super metro ameshika morning boner akidhani ni gear karibu twende Sayuni

[Stunnar @ambrooky__]

Nimeenda kupitia entrance ya private firm apo kwa metal detectors zikabeep, wakanisearch, sina gun,tumeshtuka alafu nikakumbuka kumbe my shirt was ironed.

[kokii🦋 @kokiimichii]

At this point , I’m just concerned about the tattoo artist .

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Mimi naye nikinunua gari nitatesa sana aki. Log book ikitokea tu namna hii monday naamkia pale kamukunji kwa duka ya Eve maina. Nimwambie aje,lets go talk in my car. Tukiingia tu kabla ata tufunge michipi,mamunju zishaanza. Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! 15 minutes! Alafu nimuulize are you hot? Sasa nimwashie AC,temperature ni 16Degrees kama za wajakoya. Angalau askie kabaridi kidogo sababu saa iyo nitakua nimechemsha yeye kama uji ya wimbi,yani ako apo tu anatoa bubbles. Alafu nimwachie 250 lunch. Nikitoka hapo sasa ni kuzurura huko Karen,huko kwenye hawaitikiangi tuingie na nduthi. Soja akiniuliza kama nimekuja kupick ama kudrop juu anaona naendesha nissan bluebird,namwambia nimekuja kupick nyanya yako,Open the gate! Bwana the signs will be there. Charles darwin help us

[Dr. Koena Moabelo 🇿🇦 @Koena_za]

Luther is still missing. Retweet until he is found. #KoenaVsDirtyCities

[KIP_KOECH🇰🇪 @shaminqueen]

Ndio amenda kufunga mlango, si kesho wangwana🥱😌

[Miu @Miu42121]

Wasee hukaa hostels most of the day wako bed wanaguza eFootball wakitumia WiFi ya shule. Kama hawaguzi pes wanafikiria chapo beans

[Daisy Ndemo @Tutu_lips_]

Quater wamama 30???

[ĸolαde @twitgameboy]

if you have a strong faith of buying your first car this year, retweet. 🔃

[MR .P @Lee_1an]

@Its045_ Pia mm iko ex aliniacha na saa hii ameanza kunitafuta my plan is to make her a single mother na ataishi kunikumbuka akinitusi 😂😂😂🤌🏿

[CODE 14 😜🔥 @newto_code_14]

Nimepatana na kijana anajiita "you will forfeit" huko Efootball,,,imebidi niforfeit bana😂