Lee Garner Jr.

Heir to the Lucky Strike fortune. Helping pops with the day-to-day business. Keeping worthless shills on Madison Avenue in line.

[Lee Garner Jr. @Lee_Garner_Jr]

Awww...come on, Rog...we can still go out and tie one on, can't we? Rog? Roger? Huh...wonder if this phone is working?

[Lee Garner Jr. @Lee_Garner_Jr]

I gotta say, seeing Roger grovel was worth the price of admission. I might have to change agencies every year.

[Lee Garner Jr. @Lee_Garner_Jr]

@cancerkatie It's a dog-eat-dog world. And I'm the dog with the biggest sack, so I get to eat wherever I want.

[Lee Garner Jr. @Lee_Garner_Jr]

Sorry to move Lucky Strike from SCDP. Oh who am I kiddin'? I don't give a shit. I just wanna hire the agency that throws the biggest parties

[Lee Garner Jr. @Lee_Garner_Jr]

Gonna head up to the big apple. Need to get my secretary to schedule a dinner with Roger.

[Lee Garner Jr. @Lee_Garner_Jr]

Whaddaya think of the Kool Penguin? http://bit.ly/9K41A7 People fuckin' love cartoons. Gotta talk to @_DonDraper about that for Lucky Strike

[Lee Garner Jr. @Lee_Garner_Jr]

I'm back. Much sooner than those pompous Madison Avenue suits expected, I'm sure.

[Lee Garner Jr. @Lee_Garner_Jr]

I'll bet that @_DonDraper is taking a hot dish with him to sunny Acapulco. He says otherwise, but he's full of it.

[Lee Garner Jr. @Lee_Garner_Jr]

My private collection of photos will stay that way, @AdHero. Until it's time to negotiate next year's ad budget.

[Lee Garner Jr. @Lee_Garner_Jr]

@InfoEd That wasn't one of my polaroids, but if you can get a shot a Roger in a boa, I'll pay big.

[Lee Garner Jr. @Lee_Garner_Jr]

Next time I'm in NYC, I think I'll drop in on SCDP unannounced. I'd like to see how the place runs without the party favors.

[Lee Garner Jr. @Lee_Garner_Jr]

Forgot to ask what happened to @Sal_Romano. What a hack. I saw right through him. Want to make sure I don't take my biz wherever he is.

[Lee Garner Jr. @Lee_Garner_Jr]

Don't know why pop moved the biz to SCDP. I wanted Y&R. More girls. More money. More parties. Well, he won't be alive forever.

[Lee Garner Jr. @Lee_Garner_Jr]

That fucking dimwit account exec, @_PeteCampbell, never does what I tell him to. I gotta tell Roger to fire him next time I'm in NYC.

[Lee Garner Jr. @Lee_Garner_Jr]

Kept a stash of Polaroids from the Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce Christmas party. Call it insurance.

[Lee Garner Jr. @Lee_Garner_Jr]

Hot damn. My first Madison Avenue Christmas party. Just like the movies: loads of booze & dames. Love the ass on @TheJoanHolloway. Mmmm...