𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐚𝐡 𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐡

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[𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐚𝐡 𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐡 @LeeahElizabeth]

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[𝓴 @ifuliedownhere]

water wouldn’t sound so beautiful without rocks in its way

i think thats beautiful

[hex @thectrldevil]

told my bf I want to lose like 15 pounds to be at my goal weight and his response was “oh you want to lose all our meals and memories together”

[jackson 🇪🇸 @jacksonicide]

The sensor at urinals scans your penis and sells it to palantir

[𝗥𝗲𝗯𝗲𝗹𝗢𝗳𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘆 ⏻ @Rebel0fReality]

I aspire to hate AI as much as Nolan hates CGI.

[kat @_GIRLR0TT]

furries need to start drawing themselves next to their fursonas like this

[purple🍃✨ @doseofpurple_]

George Orwell worried that a shrinking vocabulary would eventually produce a shrinking range of thought.

It is difficult to think a nuanced thought with a blunt language.

[🦦۞Deemothradamus 🐾🐎🔻#BroncoHenry’sSaddle🐧 @norgliostro]

This is so gorgeous like that's marinated makeup you can only achieve after a good nap

[Barb Vermeir 🇬🇾🇬🇾🇬🇾 @hotgrippz]

I’ll quit smoking if they invent another activity that lets me leave a group and go stand outside on my own for 5-10 minutes

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

Happy 30th birthday to the talented Nicky Jones.

The voice of Chowder in ‘Chowder.’

[aether @bluewdrift]

you need to be slowmaxxing. you need to be reading long, fat books. you need to be making 48-hour chocolate chip cookies. you need to spend hours watching wildlife, you need to spend 15+ min making your coffee. you need to breathe in and breathe out. you need to be slowwwwwwwwwww.

[SpongeBob @SpongeBob]

Happy #SpongeBobDay!

[Charlie James @malecowgirl]

i arrive to your pool party, wearing goggles i brought from home, ready to enter the pool - i bring no treat to share, no verbal greeting. this is about access to a pool for me

[Muse💅🏿 @_marokiya]

I live for gags like this I’m sorry 😭

[Av ☁️ ☀️ @MarioEmmet]

Squishy doing his goofy little dance to coax Sulley onto the dance floor is such an underrated Monsters University moment.

[casual @cssavedme]

lindsey graham and charlie kirk in hell fighting over being reagan’s bottom

[john @john_wilddog]

mitch mconnell coming back to congress looking extremely youthful and healthy with a suspiciously lindsey graham shaped belly

[aether @bluewdrift]

"the success you've been looking for is hidden in the work you've been avoiding". that quote is crazy because it applies to all forms of gains. financial, fitness, relationships. the life you want for yourself is literally waiting on you, you just have to put in the work first.

[CCP @PereiraCyd77098]

Probably one of the best tweets ever.

[𝑱𝒂𝒛 @pinupvamp]

The lighter ? Aksksksksksks