Leena Alzaki

Star Wars and James Bond.

[Leena Alzaki @Leenapepper]

@nickjonas Affected

[James Bond @007]

Celebrating Bond’s birthday today as seen in his passport in SKYFALL.

[yakolo. @Urbrattyheiress]

even at gunpoint, these are the words that will never come out of my mouth.

[Alistair's Great Tweets @YesitsAlistair]

The talks in question:

‘Can I play James Bond?’
‘No’

[Leena Alzaki @Leenapepper]

I never used filler words when I was a kid in high school I’m so ignorant now ew

[arlo @lewcostein]

he rotates among the jennifers and matt damon

[Leena Alzaki @Leenapepper]

I encourage everyone to post their questions/problems/situations on Reddit because best believe the people on their will forcibly put you on the spectrum

[أليخاندرو منقة🇪🇦🏆 @mngaa_]

امي عندها عقدة مع نضافة السمك وابوي عارف الحتة دي مرة عايز يختبرها جاب سمك ما جاهز ومن فتحو قالت ليه: شوف انا ممكن السمك ده اسوي ليك كفتة عديل لكن نضافة ما بنضفو ليك قال ليها: كدي حاولي حاولي..قالت ليه: انا في بيت ابوي ما حصل نضفتو عايزني المهم ابوي نضف السمك براحة وحمرتو وضربناو

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

And yet they never warn us. Typical snake behavior.

[Leena Alzaki @Leenapepper]

Nosy and overly ceremonious: MY PEOPLE!!!!!!!!

[Tommy Miles @tommymiles]

My wife sent me this. Seems it relies heavily on whose opinions are being asked (neighbors, regional visitors, Europeans, etc)

[Leena Alzaki @Leenapepper]

“Hey so why’s TikTok your favourite app of all time?”
TikTok’s messy search bar when you’re trying to find out who’s beefing with who:

[Leena Alzaki @Leenapepper]

I saw a sticker in a TikTok comment section where Drake is so perplexed he sort of morphs into Michael Jackson I kid you not and it is hands down the best thing I’ve ever seen in my whole entire life

[َ @Hanzplex_]

قراءة إقتصادية إجتماعية ، أغنية عشة الجبل أنموذجا

[Leena Alzaki @Leenapepper]

يوم توعوي بسرطان الثدي. الليلة. في آخر يوم في أكتوبر الوردي. We’re never beating the allegations

[Leena Alzaki @Leenapepper]

I could’ve just said “anecdotal fallacy” but they wouldn’t get it

[Leena Alzaki @Leenapepper]

One sure way to know that someone’s an idiot is when they use a few personal examples to disprove a larger, well-established fact/statistic “أنا شخصياً بعرف لي ناس"☺️☺️☺️

[Leena Alzaki @Leenapepper]

One sure way to know that someone’s an idiot is when they use a few personal examples to disprove a larger, well-established fact/statistic “أنا شخصياً بعرف لي ناس"☺️☺️☺️

[SeMoS @dr92semos]

@MattarAlduha @Dykan1_ اول شي ربنا يرحم المتوفيين
كونو ان في خريجين دون المستوى دا مامعناها نسيء لكل الناس
هو الطب دا عجبك ولا ماعجبك اغلب طلابه هم من افضل الطلاب
ماعشان بننتقد الغلط نقوم ندي فرصه لناس مخها فاضي تقول للناس كلها كدا

[Leena Alzaki @Leenapepper]

لاحظت السودانيات في جروبات الفيسبوك قاعدين يقولوا الشعر الغزير synonymous مع الشعر الخشن، ليه🤔

[little miss hot july @inalot719]

u can see the decline in literacy through this

[Nissehatt @hekwoys]

I can smell your sad earnestness through your lowercase sentence btw. Stop writing like an abused dog. Take it seriously