Whitney Lees

the funky diabetic ♏️ she/her

[Whitney Lees @LeesWhitney]

no one on earth wants me more dead than any of the cvs pharmacists at the drop off window

idk what to say, i need my insulin

[SCAM GODDESS @DivaLaci]

Girl fuck you.

[Whitney Lees @LeesWhitney]

the public needs to understand that us videographers ARE NOT sound engineers. i’m sorry

[Whitney Lees @LeesWhitney]

to know me, is to know the unbelievably painful pimple that grows on my bottom lip annually.

[Whitney Lees @LeesWhitney]

i don’t have a lot, but i got this

[Whitney Lees @LeesWhitney]

people will act like it’s not, but it’s truly okay to have a feeling about something for a second that happens to ya

[Whitney Lees @LeesWhitney]

when you haven’t had coffee in a year that cold brew really got me tweaking like it’s crack haha

[Whitney Lees @LeesWhitney]

legally you have to play the y.m.c.a at weddings, right?? i haven’t been to enough to confirm but i do know that’s truly not ironically one of my favorite songs 😬

[Whitney Lees @LeesWhitney]

why are some moms so weird with their sons

[Whitney Lees @LeesWhitney]

is the script i’m writing still a ‘period piece’ if it takes place in ~late 2015 lol

[Whitney Lees @LeesWhitney]

what’s the word for when you watch the worlds most god awful, poorly written situational comedy for the one really really funny gorgeous lesbian with amazing timing ?

[Whitney Lees @LeesWhitney]

not every day, but most, i think about how they got Winona to star in mr deeds

[Whitney Lees @LeesWhitney]

the job market is wild cuz you’ll be writing a new cover letter catered to that employer knowing full well they’re not even gonna send ya a note to say you didn’t an interview haha

[Whitney Lees @LeesWhitney]

i feel like either i’m shadow banned on insta or not a friend in the world i have,

[Whitney Lees @LeesWhitney]

to have a sushi roll before 10am, okay or?

[Whitney Lees @LeesWhitney]

*say it louder for people in the back* DONT CALL ME BEAUTIFUL IN A PROFESSIONAL SETTING

[Whitney Lees @LeesWhitney]

this movie was so important for culture

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

When the I can’t get the cap off scene played I knew the movie was a hit

[Whitney Lees @LeesWhitney]

i love love loooooove that feeling when someone asks me how someone is who ghosted me and i just get to go, “your guess is as good as mine :)” hahaha. truly freeing.

[Whitney Lees @LeesWhitney]

@sullivanginaa not weird at all, it brings such great closure to this gassy chapter of my life. I wish you well on this journey to identify your gas!!!!! but seriously, never wait to go to er. they promised me if it wasn’t my appendix and it was just gas that they couldn’t call me dramatic. ily

[Whitney Lees @LeesWhitney]

someone ask me about my missing appendix or i’m gonna blow

[Whitney Lees @LeesWhitney]

i don’t want to make rash stereotypes, but how come every male doctor i’ve ever gone to in an emergency situation has been a creep? genuinely asking. why in the year 2023 am i having my toes twinkled and being called “hey beautiful” in a professional setting????