Lee wood

[Lee wood @Leewood1998]

New twitter account, give us a follow to see shit banter now & again x

[Queen Natalie 👑 @TheNorfolkLion]

We need to get Simon Jordan off Talk Sport and more onto political commentary. He’s always bang on, outspoken, and doesn’t care what people think.

[William Atkinson @WTMAtkinson]

Brook would be the best since Bradman if the same God that blessed him with his cricketing ability hadn't also burdened him with the brain of a squirrel.

[Alexander Hall @AEHALL1983]

Great so when Putin invades and Argentina seize the Falkland Islands at least we can console ourselves with free breakfast clubs

[PorroSZN @PorroSZN23]

Genuinely the quicker we ban this from the game the better for the sport

[Marco @maarcoofdezz]

la vida antes de este tweet:

[Liverpool News @LFCVine]

TNT commentator: "Marcos Llorente has a dog called Anfield as he always scores here"

Steven Gerrard: "Might call mine Goodison" 🤣😭

[Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh]

Well, we waited through 50 days of blather about what kind of ketchup he likes to put on Oasis, safe in the knowledge that when the day came he'd be just as fucking clueless, inept and damaging to this nation as we thought.

[BootneckMajor 🇬🇧 @BootneckMajor]

The Steak Bake Battalions

I have said it for years.

The men who will save this country can be found every morning, from six until half past eight, at almost every Greggs in the land.

They are there before the office lights come on. Before the besuited pen-pushers arrive for their lattes. Before the morning fills with pushchairs, school runs and meetings about meetings.

They are already awake. Already moving. Already at work.

You will know them.

Men in high-vis and cargo shorts. In battered work trousers and steel toe-capped boots. Sometimes in hard hats. Paint-spattered. Plaster-caked. Oil beneath their fingernails. Bags beneath their eyes.

They queue for coffee, bacon rolls and Steak Bakes.

The banter is merciless. The humour is dark. The language is occasionally appalling. But the fellowship is real.

They are the grafters.

Tradesmen. Engineers. Drivers. Fitters. Welders. Bricklayers. Scaffolders. Electricians. Plumbers. Mechanics. Machine operators. Small businessmen. Employers and employees.

Working-class men. Middle-class men. Englishmen, Scotsmen, Welshmen and Northern Irishmen.

British men.

While much of the country still sleeps, they are leaving their wives, their children and their warm homes. They climb into cold vans. They drive through darkness and rain. They go where the work is.

They build Britain.

They keep the lights on and the water flowing. They repair the roads. Raise the scaffolding. Lay the bricks. Weld the steel. Fix the boilers. Clear the drains. Restore the roofs. Mend what is broken.

They rarely appear on television.

Nobody invites them onto fashionable panels. Nobody asks what they think. Nobody in Whitehall seems particularly interested in whether they can afford another van, another apprentice or another year of taxes, regulations and rising costs.

Yet without them, the country stops.

Completely.

These are the descendants of the men of Agincourt and Waterloo. Of the Somme and Dunkirk. Of D-Day, Korea, the Falklands, Iraq and Afghanistan.

Not trained soldiers, most of them. But recognisably of the same temper.

The same stubbornness. The same humour in adversity. The same refusal to make a song and dance of hardship. The same instinct to shoulder the load, finish the job and look after the man beside them.

They carry an inheritance shaped across centuries. Celt and Pict. Roman and Saxon. Viking and Norman. Generations forged by cold seas, hard ground, long winters, dangerous work and war.

Their forebears built ships, railways, bridges, factories and cities. They crossed oceans. They defeated Napoleon, Hitler and Galtieri. They created an empire of extraordinary reach and consequence, and then spent British blood and treasure destroying the slave trade across much of the world.

They were not flawless men. No nation is flawless.

But they were formidable.

And these men are formidable still.

They are not extremists. They are not fanatics. They do not spend their days raging online. Most ask for very little.

A fair wage. A decent home. Safe streets. A future for their children. The freedom to speak plainly. And a country that remembers who built it.

But beneath the dust, the laughter and the apparent indifference, something remains.

A deep attachment to home.

A quiet patriotism.

A line that can be pushed only so far.

When this country finally decides that mass immigration must end, that integration must mean something, that borders must be real and that Britain must remain recognisably British, it will not be delivered by consultants, commentators or career politicians.

It will be delivered by the people who already carry Britain on their backs.

They are out there every morning.

Millions of them.

Waiting patiently in the half-light. Vans lined along the kerb. Engines ticking. Reflective jackets catching the first grey light of dawn.

Coffee in one hand. Steak Bake in the other.

The backbone of Britain.

The Steak Bake Battalions.

[D5RSS 🇬🇧 @d5_rss]

No violence because the paid for far-left agitators weren't bussed in because they didn't know about it.

[Samantha Carson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇬🇧 @misscarsonn]

Here’s a little game of spot the difference.

[Carl Benjamin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Sargon_of_Akkad]

They'll do anything except cut benefits to foreigners.

[Dux @DuxVul]

£120m sent to Pakistan last month

The UK needs a general election and some people need to go to jail for treason

[Scott Button @Scott_Button12]

Speak for yourself mate.
4 days drinking beer at a test match sounds like Heavan to me

[Tony @EvacTony]

Morning @andyburnham, I am a British taxpayer, please can you advise me how I unsubscribe from paying for this, its absolutely killing me.

Regards, Tony Evac.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Very effective… anyone who thinks that boat image is good for the UK is living in Cloud Cuckoo Land. Why can’t any of our politicians get a grip of this?

[Essex Patriot @Essex_Patriot]

80 years ago we stopped an entire German Army crossing the English Channel

Now we can't stop a f* *king dinghy 🇬🇧

[Lee wood @Leewood1998]

@British_Airways can you please give me a contact number to call then? This is becoming a joke & your customer service so far has been appalling

[Will C @_Will_c_82]

Eat in a calorie deficit and move around more. It’s that simple.

[Nick, 30 @an0n_Nic]

Imagine being the country that literally dominated the earth with naval superiority but not being able to stop some rubber floats run by ‘gangs’

[Lee wood @Leewood1998]

@British_Airways is a fantastic airline to fly with when everything goes to plan. Unfortunately, when something isn’t right, the customer service is very poor. It shouldn’t take multiple phone calls and weeks to resolve a straightforward issue. I hope this can be put right.