Moonbeammuse

Billionaire in transit

[Moonbeammuse @Leezee_uk]

I have a joke.
What do you call a cow that is twerking.

A Milkshake 🤣🤣

*please laugh,I'm not your ex. I didn't do anything to you.

[𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙏 𝘾𝙍𝙔𝙋𝙏𝙊 𝙂𝙐𝙔 @0xNanje]

Are there no funny women again

[ayo ？ @ayblaack]

once you start making more money than you used to, you will realize no amount of money is actually enough

[truly.sther🌟 @trulysther]

If you don't let people experience consequences of their actions towards you , you will remain a safe space for their worst behavior.

[Moonbeammuse @Leezee_uk]

Scraps from my camera roll✨❤️

[Mr. Láyí @layiwasabi]

always express your discomfort to people you do not want to resent

[SAMAD @Samad_wurld]

All this 3k for airtime, 5k shawarma, withdraw 10k cash, 4k for pouch and earpiece dey carry money go gan than expected…

[Moonbeammuse @Leezee_uk]

@GodfreyWis44495 It’s how i read the caption and knew it was a lie immediately. Hilda doesn’t move like that

[HERMOSA ☆ @onlyhermosaaa]

The best feeling in a relationship as a woman is being able to be a girl because your man is a man

[Moonbeammuse @Leezee_uk]

I called my daddy and started crying before I could talk. He just listened until I could talk,then reassured me and told me to take a break from work and come home. He hasn’t let me be sad,he’s been checking up on me every minute since then.

[Moonbeammuse @Leezee_uk]

@Icestephnny He introduced me to someone as his friend so maybe we are😌

[Moonbeammuse @Leezee_uk]

Saw this fine officer and started talking to him like I knew him😅,told him we’re both government property so technically we are equals. Told me his name later on,I just looked him up and he’s a whole brigadier general 😭

[Moonbeammuse @Leezee_uk]

@Icestephnny Chai 😂sorry my love
You know you can just fast right?

[BODE @neverelent]

I no regret anything but I sabi wetin I no go ever do again

[Moonbeammuse @Leezee_uk]

@abcdeziree Men ask me for money more than ladies do and I always wonder why

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

One of the cruelest things poverty takes from you is the freedom to make mistakes. Every decision has to work.

[Moonbeammuse @Leezee_uk]

@softboywin Zebra meat?

[Moonbeammuse @Leezee_uk]

Casually told this man I wanted to spend my birthday in la campagne Tropicana and he said okay we could do a staycation.3 days to my birthday I changed my mind and told him to do whatever he wanted.
That was the best decision I made fr. He went overboard 🥹🙌🏽

[Moonbeammuse @Leezee_uk]

It’s been a week now
And unofficially the end of my birthday soirée.
It was an amazing experience,God bless the people in my life fr

[Moonbeammuse @Leezee_uk]

I had the best birthday ever yesterday.

[Moonbeammuse @Leezee_uk]

Moved from Fidelity pensions to Citizens and I lowkey feel bad cause they sent me a birthday message at exactly 12am on my birthday . I feel like I’m betraying them😅

[Moonbeammuse @Leezee_uk]

@Icestephnny Nooo😂I have had my fair share of “humble beginnings “ abeg

[Moonbeammuse @Leezee_uk]

I’m on my way back from a date with this man and we drive past the restaurant we had our first date and then he says “Omo we started on a high note o,I for first carry you go Kilimanjaro or the place so we go get humble beginning story”
Told him that would have been our last 😂