Left Ames

Not to be confused with West Ames. The area between West Ames and Ames.

[Left Ames @LeftAmes]

Whoever thought it was a good idea to have classes at 8am should be suckerpunched in the back of the head

[Left Ames @LeftAmes]

When you look at yourself in the mirror and think you're fat, think of the girls from your highschool that are whales now. Works every time.

[Left Ames @LeftAmes]

There is a flash flood warning in the area this weekend, due to the high amount of tears Iowa fans will be shedding after UNI beats them.

[Left Ames @LeftAmes]

Iowa fans arnt talking shit anymore... wonder why..........

[Left Ames @LeftAmes]

I...S...UUUUUU

[Left Ames @LeftAmes]

I drink, therefore, I am

[Left Ames @LeftAmes]

People who use #'s on facebook tend to have no social life. Its a scientific fact.

[Left Ames @LeftAmes]

The Asian population will seem considerably higher this weekend. Don't be a loser. #gettoic

[Left Ames @LeftAmes]

Left Ames Hyvee is like a war zone right now

[Left Ames @LeftAmes]

Rt if your going to Iowa City this weekend to support ISU... if not, Fuck you

[Left Ames @LeftAmes]

I really care about the kids in Africa and stopping Kony! #shitnoonesays

[Left Ames @LeftAmes]

#thatawkwardmomentwhen a frat boy texts you #pleasedontrapeme

[Left Ames @LeftAmes]

Sounds about right "@emolanderson: 4 Aisans at a 4-Way Stop = Traffic Jam #AmIRight? @cy_unfiltered @AmesProbs @LeftAmes #AmesProbs"

[Left Ames @LeftAmes]

@HumpdyBumpdy I'd like to see frat guys stop wearing ridiculously gay clothes and boat shoes, but that's not going to happen

[Left Ames @LeftAmes]

We're not in middle school anymore, you can stop posting song lyrics anytime time now.

[Left Ames @LeftAmes]

@HumpdyBumpdy your haircut leads me to believe you love yourself a little too much, if you don't like Left Ames, go back to your rape house

[Left Ames @LeftAmes]

For every guy in Lied or State gym with a tank top or a cut off on, there is a girl out there that does not want to Fuck them

[Left Ames @LeftAmes]

It should be mandatory they take a class on how not to act like complete weirdos

[Left Ames @LeftAmes]

Rt if you saw an Asian today that gave you the creeps

[Left Ames @LeftAmes]

I really wish I was in a Fraternity #shitnoonesays