Steffany

someone bring me some coffee and melatonin. i'm tired and need to have the worst night possible.

[Steffany @LeftHandedOnly]

Enjoy this terrible sentence from a New York Post article I was reading.

[Steffany @LeftHandedOnly]

Anyone else have a stack of stolen music from high school? Can I return these? Will Hutsell accept them back? I got a whole folder too. Damn.

[Steffany @LeftHandedOnly]

I make memes for myself cause I know how to make me laugh and all of you are just amateurs #getgoodnerds

[Steffany @LeftHandedOnly]

My dad left me to babysit the dog, but he didn't leave care instructions. I spent 5 minutes trying to find where his food was last night.

[Jereme Montgomery @NEconcrete]

Do you know what day it is? It’s #FiveNinesDay @Gonines @FiveNinesTech

[Steffany @LeftHandedOnly]

Daylight savings is dumb and we should get rid of it.

[Steffany @LeftHandedOnly]

"I'm anorexic. I can't read."

[Steffany @LeftHandedOnly]

I have a dream that I'm finally facing my Waterloo.... hallelujah.

[Steffany @LeftHandedOnly]

@diannaESPN Feel this all too well.

[Steffany @LeftHandedOnly]

"I am a grown adult." I tell myself as I am setting an alarm for 6:30AM on Tuesday labeled "go to class idiot"

[Steffany @LeftHandedOnly]

My dad just texted me to complain that I left him on read the last few days.

[Steffany @LeftHandedOnly]

"Virgo's suck. They're mean."
- My mom, 2018

[Steffany @LeftHandedOnly]

Hi. My name is Steff and some fun facts about me are that I can't spell worth shit and if you don't give me attention every hour, I will die. Just a simple head nod will fill this hour. Thank you for you time.

[Steffany @LeftHandedOnly]

Nothing is more entertaining then watching Calle walk up to the kittens and growling at them like they've entered her space. Sweetie. You walked up to them. They were sleeping. You woke them up.

[Jaedyn Morris @jktracklete]

“I’m too white for spice” -Josh Reed

[Steffany @LeftHandedOnly]

@Jensrud95 @Capitals #hellyeah

[Steffany @LeftHandedOnly]

@That_Adela_girl I could never.

[Steffany @LeftHandedOnly]

Hey. Twitter. Can you NOT autoplay videos with sound? I'm here to read this story. I don't give a SHIT about some newscaster talking about nothing.