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A scrub stole the original LeftHash. So here's the reboot. Trading, risk, conspiracies, skepticism, faith, religion. Often right, usually early

[Zr1Trader @ZR1Trader]

Just two weeks

[Traders4ACause @Traders4ACause]

🎉 TODAY'S THE DAY, CHICAGO!

Traders4ACause takes over LUXBAR tonight!

Step away from the screens, grab some food and drink, reconnect with old friends, and make some new ones — all while supporting our mission of giving back.

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[jd @Lefthash]

One of us will get a little silver before too long.

I'm going to give this one a "D". Not a Muck look-alike IMO

[jd @Lefthash]

Sheep to the slaughter

[Exec Sum @exec_sum]

BREAKING: Fidelity reduced minimum assets requirement to participate in IPOs from $500,000 to just $25,000

[Josh Barzon @JoshuaBarzon]

The fastest route to every gas station in America. This is absolute art. I legit watched this 13 times on repeat.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Eagles medical staff has him listed as probable

[jd @Lefthash]

This slaps hard

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

Building the ideal NFL roster based entirely on their relationship situation:

QB: Married to an above-average looking woman he met before he was famous. Attractive, supportive, but not Madison Beer hot. QB1 cannot have distractions.

RB: Knocked up his college girlfriend sophomore year. Still with her. 3 kids. Rumored mistress that everyone in the organization knows about but nobody discusses. May have one domestic violence charge that got dropped.

WR1: Completely single. Zero responsibilities. Following 4,700 women on Instagram. Let him cook.

WR2: Dating an Instagram model with 800k followers. Relationship is extremely toxic. Somehow this makes him better.

Slot WR: White guy married to a beautiful mid blonde. Golden retriever. Two kids. Lives 12 minutes from the facility. Automatic on 3rd & 7.

TE: Dating a famous actress/singer who gets shown during every broadcast. Annoying but necessary for team morale.

LT/RT: Married to high school sweethearts. Southern women. Three kids minimum. Own homes on 5+ acres. Absolutely zero nightlife.

Guards: Also married. Wives are best friends. Joint family vacations every offseason.

Center: Has been with the same woman since 8th grade. She packs his lunch.

WR3: Single, but not famous enough to pull WR1 numbers. Gets the girls WR1 stopped responding to.

Kicker: Wife is inexplicably a 10. Nobody understands how he did it.

Punter: You have literally no idea if he has ever spoken to a woman.

This team goes 14-3.

[jd @Lefthash]

@KaitMarieox They aren't allowed to have guns....

[jd @Lefthash]

The candy aisle at Dollar Tree is covered in this cut out hard plastic.

Good thing no one left the key in case you need to use both hands

😑

[jd @Lefthash]

This is now 1 for 1, Monday pending

[jd @Lefthash]

...and today, and 90 delta on tmrw too

[jd @Lefthash]

@winecardsstonks More accurately, I'm taking away BP, cutting DLL's and watching the house burn

And yea, my little book keeps on rocking long gamma for the win

[The Get Back Coach @TheGBCoach]

Name the College Football Stadium

[jd @Lefthash]

He's a hero, and the Temu version of Lionel Messi

[Bethany O’Leary 🇺🇸 🦅 @BethanyForTruth]

🚨BREAKING: The HERO who stopped the deadly Oregon elementary school shooting is reportedly being identified online as KAYLEB GIAMANCO!!

Kayleb is a father of two little girls who attend that very school. He reportedly lives nearby and was heading home on his lunch break when he heard gunshots and realized something horrific was happening at his daughters’ school!!

He reportedly ran toward the school, knowing his daughters were inside. I honestly cannot even imagine the fear that must’ve been going through him.

Kayleb deserves an ENORMOUS amount of gratitude for stepping in when those children needed help most. ❤️🙏 he’s a HERO!!

[jd @Lefthash]

Which futures exactly, so I can make sure to short 'em

[Equity Engineer @Equ1ty_Engineer]

We cooked. It’s gonna get bad in the future 👀

[T3 Trading Group @T3TradingGroup]

Join @JoshuaLefler and @Lefthash for a night of food, drinks, and fun

[jd @Lefthash]

Unpopular take:

New 24 team playoff is a great setup for college football

Bowls have lost meaning over the past 10 yrs & this finally makes it a survival of the fittest

Will @espn screw this up w too many P4/SEC teams? Probs

And we'll finally have an earned national champ

[Joshua Lefler @JoshuaLefler]

Looking forward to meeting some great traders next week. @T3TradingGroup

Join us

[jd @Lefthash]

@El_Cuda ... The funniest part is that it costs about $2.44 per coin, soooo, you're still way over paying for a MAGA burn 🤣

[jd @Lefthash]

@winecardsstonks right on schedule