jd

A scrub stole the original LeftHash. So here's the reboot. Trading, risk, conspiracies, skepticism, faith, religion. Often right, usually early

[jd @Lefthash]

Sheeple, load up!

We're then going to follow those lemmings over there... they said there's a cliff with an amazing view

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Fidelity has lowered the minimum account requirement for access to the SpaceX IPO from as much as $500,000 to just $2,000.

[Bret Bielema @BretBielema]

Some guys really like to talk about something that could happen and who they might play…. Actually it’s pretty easy just join a conference 🤷‍♂️👊🤷‍♂️

[Cryptid Politics @CryptidPolitics]

The Dallas Mavericks drafting Luka Doncic AND Jalen Brunson in the same draft AND not having either one of them now is generational incompetence.

[jd @Lefthash]

@Champaign_Room @IMAbrose I love that I grew up watching Lou-Do, the retool under Lon, then my dad and Bill Self had the same barber and some fun stories.

Now I'm in the good 'ole days that we'll talk about forever.

[jd @Lefthash]

Thankful that the 'Pack is still in the NFC north making silly decisions. I bet Josh Jacobs is a captain as well since he works so well with people

[Max Markham @MaxMarkhamNFL]

Christian Watson: ($110M extension)
2022: 611 yards
2023: 422 yards
2024: 620 yards
2025: 611 yards

Luther Burden: ($10M rookie deal)
2025: 652 yards

[jd @Lefthash]

Whomever made this... it's fantastically epic

[jd @Lefthash]

Umm, @ChicagosMayor: you are a disgrace to Chicago Sports Fans everywhere. You and your cronyism has sent the Bears to Indiana while you and @JBPritzker hike gas tax so we can't even get there to watch

Suck hammers dude, your time will pass, but not soon enough

[Chris Emma @CEmma670]

Mayor Brandon Johnson on the Soldier Field game day traffic: "Let me tell you how bad it is — Bears vs. Packers, I'm at the game, we're losing. I decide to leave to beat the traffic. Before I get out of the footprint, the Bears had come back to win."

[jd @Lefthash]

When the CIA finally rug pulls BTC, the exact use will become obvious.

Off load 50T in debt on every other nation state that has adopted BTC. Then crash it to zero. Debt gone. Lots of other nations gone too.

A Biblical "Year of Jubilee" via Leviticus 25

[Policy Tensor @policytensor]

Riddle me this. If Treasury can seize your crypto, what exactly is the use case left?

[jd @Lefthash]

Dropping truth bombs, the masses will awaken

[Kairos.MP5 @KAIROSMMA2]

OH MY GOODNESS. I never thought I would ever say this . BRYCE MITCHELL IS FUCKING SPITTING

[Jen @IlliniJen]

Rules for thee, not for me

📸 @ericallie | @illinoispolicy

[jd @Lefthash]

RIP to my @Iceman_Hof inspired plunges

[The Fourth Musketeer @IV_Musketeer]

The 7-second cold wrist rinse was tested on 3,000 soldiers after combat simulations.

Cortisol dropped 52% within 90 seconds. Heart rate fell an average of 22 beats per minute. The Navy classified the protocol in 2009 and kept it secret until 2023.

The mechanism is radial artery cooling. Your inner wrists have the thinnest skin and the largest surface-to-volume ratio for blood vessels. 7 seconds of cold water cools the blood passing to your brain, which signals your hypothalamus to downregulate stress instantly

You've splashed cold water on your face. You've taken cold showers. Both work, but they're inconvenient.

The SEAL protocol takes 7 seconds, requires no undressing, and can be done at any sink. Soldiers used it before night missions to fall asleep fast.

The military classified this because a free 7-second stress fix would reduce demand for combat stress medication ($400M annually).

The 2023 declassification came after a FOIA lawsuit filed by a veteran.

The fix: run cold tap water over your inner wrists for 7 seconds. Both wrists. Do it when you feel a stress spike.

Within 90 seconds, your heart rate will drop. No shower, no ice.

Just 7 seconds.

[jd @Lefthash]

@CBKReport 18 B1G teams... ok then... even Northwestern is in on the parade

[jd @Lefthash]

This is the other side of his Brown bet... it's a hedge.

OR

It's a fake ticket designed to drive more betting... Like a fentanyl dealer handing out samples

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨BREAKING: Someone just put $200,000 on the Browns to NOT win the Super Bowl...

This massive trade pays out $201,761 on Polymarket.

[jd @Lefthash]

I miss loop lunches

RIP to the CBOT & CME pits

[jd @Lefthash]

@ChiBearsMuse Bear DOWN. Count me in

[jd @Lefthash]

The band-aid approach to filling the big front 7 holes continues. I love my orange and blue, but this isn't inspiring hope rn

[Orange and Blue News @IllinoisRivals]

Commit: Illinois adds a key piece to its defensive line rebuild, landing JUCO DT Deon Williams from City College of San Francisco.

Williams picked the Illini over several Power 4 offers as the staff continues restocking the trenches. #Illini.

Details: https://t.co/zlxrUS6nyW

[Beverly A. Pekala @PekalaLaw]

Ready???
Starting Aug. 1, Illinois and local sales tax could reach:
Cook (Chicago/Chgo suburbs): 12.25%
Kane: 11.25%
DuPage: 11.00%
Will: 10.50%
Lake: 10.25%
McHenry: 8.75%
EVERYONE, including young people, should be screaming about tax hikes.

[jd @Lefthash]

The people's republic of @vopnews (Oak Park) resisted flocks based on racial discrimination... so as a result, all our neighboring villages have them, but very very very few in OP itself

[Tim Sharp 🍊 🍊 🇺🇸 @realtimsharp]

I am
Honestly more worried about Flock cameras than I am Iran.

[Tim Sharp 🍊 🍊 🇺🇸 @realtimsharp]

I am
Honestly more worried about Flock cameras than I am Iran.