Loafer

slam poetry enthusiast

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Most keep it between the mayo and the mustard, I however keep it between the mayo and the custard.

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Bitches be asking why I’m fartin when I’ve got a whole usb c charger in my ass

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I Am Legend but I Am Scooter

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I just want to drive drunk and listen to t.A.T.u

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At last, egg roll day at work. I look forward to this day more than any holiday or occasion. I have eaten 12 in less than 15 minutes. Godbless.

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Love standing drunk and shirtless in the subdivision, makes me feel unique.

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Snapple facts are the only thing holding this desolate society together

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@xCodeh Video rental stores were such a beautiful experience that’re now gone forever

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@xCodeh Absolute fact

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@xCodeh Is a gift

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@kanyewest imma have to get involved

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@xCodeh Shout out to the google earth flight sim

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Honestly Kpop just isn’t that good

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@_Shinyodd_ Damn...fuck that, I was considering buying a next gen console but I’m staying with pc if that’s gonna be the norm

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@EAMaddenNFL @SpongeBob Just fix the damn game, we don't want this.

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@xCodeh Honestly tho, it’s a vibe

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@Ben24x7 I feel it man

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Passion of the Christ is a lot like the movie Cats, they’re both really uncomfortable but they needed to happen.

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@Ash_eats_trash It’s a burger made exclusively out of the finest cuts of Travis Scott meat

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