Captain DP

(•|•) They made me totally indestructible and completely unfuckable. (•|•)
|+18|MCU|FOX sewed my mouth shut!|Pansexual|Matt+Pete+Me=TeamRed||Kitten=Barry||

[Captain DP @LeftTheStoveOn]

"Maximum Effort."

[Captain DP @LeftTheStoveOn]

"How long have I been gone?"

[Captain DP @LeftTheStoveOn]

"What the fuck? Kill that fucking thing before it fucking fucks the fuck outta the fucking world."

[Captain DP @LeftTheStoveOn]

"Yes, I admit Tatsu is more kissable than Harley."

[Captain DP @LeftTheStoveOn]

"They have a commando guy, fire guy, The Fresh Prince, Reptile, Kyle Reese, an Asian chick with a kissable lips, A Jester and a Succubus."

[Captain DP @LeftTheStoveOn]

@LuringDesires "Yeah, basically."

[Captain DP @LeftTheStoveOn]

"Sword-play."

[Captain DP @LeftTheStoveOn]

"Maseo was in Arrow too."

[Captain DP @LeftTheStoveOn]

"Remember when Tatsu was in arrow?"

[Captain DP @LeftTheStoveOn]

@LuringDesires "A British celebrity who is a lesbian with a pretty face and a nice body."

[Captain DP @LeftTheStoveOn]

@SoulsAndBlade "Okay."

[Captain DP @LeftTheStoveOn]

@LuringDesires "That's the life of Cara Delevingne ain't it?"

[Captain DP @LeftTheStoveOn]

@LuringDesires "Okay I'm confused, how many guys are you fucking?"

[Captain DP @LeftTheStoveOn]

|| My god is Japan fucked up...I can't believe I call that place home.

[Captain DP @LeftTheStoveOn]

|| What the fuck is this cancerous shit? https://t.co/rokJBINYmk

[Captain DP @LeftTheStoveOn]

@LuringDesires "Oh hi you're back."

[Captain DP @LeftTheStoveOn]

@LuringDesires "Good, very good." He had the evilest look on his face.

[Captain DP @LeftTheStoveOn]

@LuringDesires "When are you getting back to your regular look?"

[Captain DP @LeftTheStoveOn]

@UnforgottenIcon "Because you aren't the real Cap."

[Captain DP @LeftTheStoveOn]

@UnforgottenIcon "He did."

[Captain DP @LeftTheStoveOn]

@UnforgottenIcon "I said Steve Rogers."