Donald the Douche

My opinions are virtually worthless, but boy do I love sharing them!

[Donald the Douche @LeftWingDouche]

Trump:I'm gunna make this country great again
Person:how
Trump:fuck yourself that's how
Fox:finally someone not afraid to speak their mind

[Donald the Douche @LeftWingDouche]

TRUMP:Mexicans are rapists. Let's use our nukes. Someone shoot Hillary
SUPPORTERS:*roll eyes* can't wait to see how the media spins this one

[Donald the Douche @LeftWingDouche]

How I feel when I see my daughter https://t.co/LkrG2VrQy9

[BLACK ADAM SCHEFTER @B1ackSchefter]

Paul Pierce on Joel Embiid:

“I’m tired of getting a little taste of him . I want the whole load”

[Donald the Douche @LeftWingDouche]

Why do I kinda look like mr. Krabs when he lost his shell https://t.co/eUhr5Le4j0

[Donald the Douche @LeftWingDouche]

Thanks to everyone who gave me a chance. I will now resign because clearly the chance was not deserved

[Donald the Douche @LeftWingDouche]

Thanks to everyone who gave me a chance. I will now resign because clearly the chance was not deserved

[Donald the Douche @LeftWingDouche]

And the natural beauty of the many pussies I enjoy grabbing https://t.co/fuGkoCb2UB

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Today on Earth Day, we celebrate our beautiful forests, lakes and land. We stand committed to preserving the natural beauty of our nation.

[Donald the Douche @LeftWingDouche]

@thenickcolletti don't slack Trevor

[Donald the Douche @LeftWingDouche]

All those women marching did was give me a fat boner

[Donald the Douche @LeftWingDouche]

Lmao why am I actually doing decent I just wanna get back to my show

[Donald the Douche @LeftWingDouche]

I wanna meet this perfect gentleman who doesn't grab a woman by her puss from time to time

[Donald the Douche @LeftWingDouche]

Did my douchey ass really just suggest that America Check out a sex tape https://t.co/0rVTMFlwGe

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Did Crooked Hillary help disgusting (check out sex tape and past) Alicia M become a U.S. citizen so she could use her in the debate?

[Monica @DrG031]

Still laughing! https://t.co/mOOIp5B51j

[🖤💛☮️#StillWithHill💙🦉🦉 @steelrsfan57]

@LeftWingDouche Sooo funny but true! Best tweet of the day @realDonaldTrump #InconvenientDonald #LyingDonTheCon

[Donald the Douche @LeftWingDouche]

Donald Trump said pregnancy is very inconvenient for businesses, like his mother's pregnancy hasn't been inconvenient for the whole world

[Kirk Chisholm @kirkchisholm]

@LeftWingDouche Donald
thank you for the follow. I look forward to engaging with you.

[Donald the Douche @LeftWingDouche]

Donald Trump said pregnancy is very inconvenient for businesses, like his mother's pregnancy hasn't been inconvenient for the whole world

[Donald the Douche @LeftWingDouche]

I love Twitter cuz everyone's real af. Instagram is like "look how great my life is" while Twitter is like "I want to die, here's a meme"

[StarWeaverStyle @StarWeaverStyle]

Lololol lololol #JoeBidenForever https://t.co/se8BCtorKS

[Donald the Douche @LeftWingDouche]

If Mexico doesn't agree to pay for the wall, I personally will rape at least 4 small Hispanic girls.