Anoopa Anand

Animal welfare worker, editor, writer, reader, singer of some disrepute, cricket junkie. Round and hungry always.

[Anoopa Anand @LeftarmSpinster]

A tongue is not enough for speech. Your voice is useless. You'd better have brute force, limitless power, and the desire to immediately destroy anything that does not sound like you. When will the thugs get their comeuppance?
Don't hold your breath.

[Anoopa Anand @LeftarmSpinster]

@_a_muse @abhic4ever Hi, could you please take down this tweet or edit her name out? Just the less attention over the next few days, the better. Thank you. (She's doing okay.)

[Anoopa Anand @LeftarmSpinster]

@amritaIQ @imsabbah @AneelaBabar @AliyaNazki @kp2you @complicateur @bethlovesbolly @vandanism Thanks y'all. Now I finally know how to live my life.

[Anoopa Anand @LeftarmSpinster]

@amritaIQ @imsabbah @AliyaNazki @kp2you @AneelaBabar @complicateur @bethlovesbolly @vandanism Eww. Tragedy.

[Anoopa Anand @LeftarmSpinster]

@AliyaNazki @amritaIQ @imsabbah @kp2you @AneelaBabar @complicateur @bethlovesbolly @vandanism And Reema wearing slender loris face while her sister is insulting her. Just. The sisters are doing it for themselves.*hug*

[Anoopa Anand @LeftarmSpinster]

@imsabbah @amritaIQ @kp2you @AliyaNazki @AneelaBabar @complicateur @bethlovesbolly @vandanism Roma being called out in a gutter-and-maroon room with all aainas being destroyed. I'm no film critic but I think this is symbolic or something because she is aurat ke naam pe something-something.

[Anoopa Anand @LeftarmSpinster]

@AneelaBabar @imsabbah @AliyaNazki @amritaIQ @kp2you @complicateur @bethlovesbolly @vandanism Deepak getting all + Reema spects reunion = feminism. Okay?

[Anoopa Anand @LeftarmSpinster]

@imsabbah @AliyaNazki @amritaIQ @AneelaBabar @kp2you @complicateur @bethlovesbolly @vandanism Reema has just asked hum-aapke-hai-kaun-level question.

[Anoopa Anand @LeftarmSpinster]

@imsabbah @AliyaNazki @kp2you @AneelaBabar @amritaIQ @complicateur @bethlovesbolly @vandanism Akele-darenge-nahin negative on the bechdel

[Anoopa Anand @LeftarmSpinster]

@imsabbah @amritaIQ @AneelaBabar @AliyaNazki @kp2you @complicateur @bethlovesbolly @vandanism HAHAHAHA. Double check!

[Anoopa Anand @LeftarmSpinster]

@AneelaBabar @imsabbah @amritaIQ @AliyaNazki @kp2you @complicateur @bethlovesbolly @vandanism Yes where are we

[Anoopa Anand @LeftarmSpinster]

@imsabbah @AneelaBabar @AliyaNazki @kp2you @complicateur @amritaIQ @bethlovesbolly @vandanism *slowww clap* for aukat of sister.

[Anoopa Anand @LeftarmSpinster]

@AliyaNazki @AneelaBabar @imsabbah @kp2you @complicateur @amritaIQ @bethlovesbolly @vandanism So she sewed in the button and he went with a yellow balloon for date wear.

[Anoopa Anand @LeftarmSpinster]

@imsabbah @AliyaNazki @AneelaBabar @kp2you @complicateur @amritaIQ @bethlovesbolly @vandanism SHE CRIMPED HER HAIR OVERNIGHT WTF

[Anoopa Anand @LeftarmSpinster]

@imsabbah @kp2you @AliyaNazki @AneelaBabar @complicateur @amritaIQ @bethlovesbolly @vandanism Mosquito net is somewhat underwhelming.

[Anoopa Anand @LeftarmSpinster]

@imsabbah @AliyaNazki @AneelaBabar @kp2you @complicateur @amritaIQ @bethlovesbolly @vandanism "Reema, I'll close your mouth because I say it best when you say nothing at all."

[Anoopa Anand @LeftarmSpinster]

@imsabbah @AliyaNazki @AneelaBabar @kp2you @complicateur @amritaIQ @bethlovesbolly @vandanism Family name, mud, sameguy

[Anoopa Anand @LeftarmSpinster]

@imsabbah @AliyaNazki @AneelaBabar @kp2you @complicateur @amritaIQ @bethlovesbolly @vandanism I'm too Bollywood-challenged for this.

[Anoopa Anand @LeftarmSpinster]

@AliyaNazki @imsabbah @AneelaBabar @kp2you @complicateur @amritaIQ @bethlovesbolly @vandanism But orchestra is playing mere haathon mein nau-nau chudiya.

[Anoopa Anand @LeftarmSpinster]

@imsabbah @AliyaNazki @AneelaBabar @kp2you @complicateur @amritaIQ @bethlovesbolly @vandanism Achtung! Although lack of costume coordination might be reason to disqualify earworm. Afsos.