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[lefthook @LefthookETH]

Tariffs …
Crypto: “ah let’s head down some more!”

China…
Crypto: “ah let’s head down some more!”

Generational metals trade …
Crypto: “ah let’s head down some more!”

Generation semis trade
Crypto: “ah let’s head down some more!”

Iran war …
Crypto: “ah let’s head down some more!”

Equities ATH after ATH
Crypto: “….
….

ah let’s head down some more!”

[lefthook @LefthookETH]

Ah yes, 1.5 years of shit and now we’re back to being hyper correlated to fomc every month 👍🏻

[lefthook @LefthookETH]

@elliotrades @CryptoHayes Has crypto been “risk on” then? must have missed that

[lefthook @LefthookETH]

@TaikiMaeda2 Come on, you really think the whole of “CT” has that much of an exceptional foresight to have shit their pants about saylor/mstr for a year straight…. just for it to ACTUALLY come to prophecy? Come on

[lefthook @LefthookETH]

There is zero alpha on Twitter anymore.

It is just saylor/STRC doom slop, “real revenues” guys and “just buy stocks” people who won’t actually profit from any of this.

Get in groups with real people and ignore the z tier spam

[lefthook @LefthookETH]

Once again, cryptocurrencies looking like absolute pure shite 👍🏻

[lefthook @LefthookETH]

Crypto looks like pure shite for the 9 millionth time in the past- I dunno -2 years at this point

[lefthook @LefthookETH]

@lBattleRhino Everyone mad at your short, thinking they’re going to all simultaneously retire their bloodlines with Arthur hayes et al at the helm of the “I’m a serious investor not a speculator” army

[lefthook @LefthookETH]

Underwriters and “real revenues” people realising they’re about to get smoked AGAIN by a doge pump and a doge DAT

[lefthook @LefthookETH]

@BigDickBull69 Remember the Willy Woo quantum stone bottom to?

[lefthook @LefthookETH]

GM

Guy that made all their money trading DOGE PEPE and WIF want you to know the only portfolio that will win is STRC by micro strategy and HYPE. Everything else should go down another 99%, they spent the weekend “underwriting” it

[lefthook @LefthookETH]

GM

High follower accounts who log in every single day to discuss crypto have collectively decided nothing is worth buying except the Hyperliquid token because * checks notes * “is a real company bro”.

Do with that what you will.

[lefthook @LefthookETH]

Good morning

There are people who full time trade crypto logging into X every day that want it to go down, based on their thesis of “sell in may and go away”. It’s not even theirs, they read it online and think it must come true every year.

They also can’t pronounce “Hormuz”, and look at Truflation reports whilst listening to Fed Chair speech for “language cues”.

Idk but you probably don’t dislike them enough

[lefthook @LefthookETH]

1hour 40 min Youtube stream about how btc is going to 40k…

Diabolical times

[lefthook @LefthookETH]

Just so you know, 99% of people writing threads about the strait of Hormuz and quantum computing a) can’t pronounce “Hormuz”, and b) don’t understand what quantum is, they just chatgpt’d it

[lefthook @LefthookETH]

Weren’t you lot all short the S&P … so what happened ?
Update ?!

[lefthook @LefthookETH]

Everyone still bearish and the ones bullish are calling for a “huge move” to 75-80k.

120+ , soon

[lefthook @LefthookETH]

Remember “oil is a fade”

[lefthook @LefthookETH]

Awesome and encouraging that if war ever subsides, the crypto community thinks that only the HYPE token is worth buying

[lefthook @LefthookETH]

Everytime it looks like seller exhaustion and BTC may get a relief rally that lasts more than a day, the daily candle ends up looking like absolute dog shit

[lefthook @LefthookETH]

Guy who trades Pokémon cards and made money on moodeng, jeo boden coin and cumrocket wants you to know the only investable asset in crypto is HYPE because of sustainable revenues and real cash flow, not to mention a token buyback mechanism…