Kismet

Seven Star ANTIFA Modern Major General. Lover of Chili Lime Porkrinds and Dirty Doctor Pepper.

Social Leftist, Fiscally and politically Libertarian.

[Kismet @LeftistKismet]

Welp, found my new pinned tweet.

[Chris Jones @JonesForAR]

Don’t be disoriented by the chaos. Pick what you care most about and focus there.

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@Manic_Joe @ScottAdamsSays Well, she can celebrate five years sober now!

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@ScottAdamsSays So what you're saying is that if the information agrees with you, it's correct, but if it doesn't agree with you, it's propaganda?

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@ProjectLincoln Their balls

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@SpencerHakimian Yes. Trump is fucking obese, and nobody believes his doctor.

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@JeanetteHood @TomiLahren Which particular Biden ranch policies, please?

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@TomiLahren

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The ballroom will be spectacular...unlike your charity work for children.

[Eric Trump @EricTrump]

The ballroom will be spectacular… unlike your work in Haiti.

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@matt_vanswol Last night I was tucking my six month old into his crib.

He sat up, looked me in the eye, and sang "Modern Major General" from The Pirates of Penzance, burped twice, then fell back asleep.

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Can't believe I'm saying this.

Kudos to @FBIDirectorKash for celebrating his heritage. Don't let people hate on you for this.

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@DrNeilStone I've had the shot and two boosters. Still no radio signal or 5G, but spoons stick to me if I'm sweaty.

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Conservatives tend to imply that the No Kings protesters are paid, because conservatives can't understand the concept of doing what you believe is right without some sort of reward.

That's why a majority of them are Christians.

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@georgesantos Nobody asked, felon.

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@tedcruz Deport Ted Cruz back to his home country!

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@Notwokenow Because unhinged conservatives usually can't read, do math, or know history

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

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@PeterSweden7 How about
1. No taxes
2. Higher wages so a household can thrive on one income again
3. Mind our own business

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@tedcruz The same reason Republicans are all claiming Democrats are all either Antifa, Hamas, or criminals:

Release the epstein files

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@BasedTorba Yeah, some of us have to work for a living.

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@RogerP23486 @WallStreetApes Hey, @grok

When the J6 riots happened, who was the president in charge of the FBI?

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@WallStreetApes What a fucktard. Have you never seen "normal americans" making floats for a parade?