Julia Evans

100 bad days makes 100 good stories. 100 good stories makes me interesting at parties.

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@NoahKahan Omg Aidan you were so right

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@duolingo Oh ... my goodness.

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What is threads

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@lucan3k The chemistry twitter community will be in shambles.

And don't get me started on health twitter and their fats

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@NoodlesIII Lol Pov Maguire gets a McDonald's menu item named after him

'McGuire'

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Tobey McGuire canon event 😭😭😭

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Pet peeve: When people who aren't committed try to tell the committed players what to do

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BAHAHAHA HOW DID YOU SEE MY TWEETS. I PROMISE IT'S A LONG STANDING JOKE EVERYONE ELSE UNDERSTANDS... I THINK 👀

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Day 8 million of hating white men, but this time they're in a cartoon.

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WHY IS BELLINGHAM THE WATER BOYYY 😭😭😭 WE NEED THIS GAMMME

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New intolerance symptom unlocked 😃😃 Burnt rubber moments

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They call me safe hands

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Updating Windows on company time >

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They say you should base your wardrobe off colleagues. But, I'm the only woman at the lab. 👎

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PD19 👎 By men, for men.

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Me when I forget if scenarios I made up in my head are actually happened or not

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I can't stop singing Cha Cha Cha. I don't even speak Finnish. Please help.

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Coronation day is only cool when it's Anna and Elsa. :/ 🤷‍♀️