Mat

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[Mat @LeftySays_]

Berris ran into Steve Nash today at Whole Foods. Had a panic attack and dropped his smoothie. Clean up on isle Jeff.

[Mat @LeftySays_]

@colincowherd What makes the GM so great Colin? Go look at his last 2 drafts. Absolute garbage. Offseason moves? Nothing. He’s surviving off a good draft in 2023 and otherwise he’s been completely asleep at the wheel and it’s just blatantly wrong to argue otherwise. Do your homework Colin.

[Mat @LeftySays_]

Hear me out: Bring back The Biggest Loser but specifically for moderately out of shape people in their late 20s or early 30s who have their friends wedding in 1 week and are trying to shed 15 lbs in 7 days.

[Mat @LeftySays_]

@RobbyBerger Honestly, I feel like any non-regular egg roll filling in an egg roll goes insanely hard and is underrated. CPK has the single best appetizer in the country - Avocado Club Egg Roll. Cheesecake Factory also has an egg roll sampler app (Avocado, Tex Mex, Cheeseburger, etc.).

[Mat @LeftySays_]

@kimmel_jack Good effort

[Mat @LeftySays_]

@AForbes4 @LiloAndDitch 2nd hardest working
Man in the world second to only Jeff Deitch

[Mat @LeftySays_]

Twitter completely useless today. Not sure when April Fools became a "waste your time" day. It's supposed to be funny or clever. Now just a day for everyone to lie to each other. Logging off for the day. I'll catch up on the news tomorrow. Stupid day.

[Mat @LeftySays_]

Tell me we’re in a bubble without saying the word bubble…

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

DoorDash, $DASH, and Klarna have signed a deal where customers can choose to pay for food deliveries in interest-free installments

[Mat @LeftySays_]

Just a follow up - we took off and were diverted to phoenix cause you guessed it… the same issue flared up! Total joke. Supposed to have landed 4 hours ago and I’m still stuck in phoenix. @Delta be better

[Mat @LeftySays_]

Feels like w the current state of air travel in this country it’s worth mentioning if DL0615 goes down this was my pilot before takeoff:

[Mat @LeftySays_]

Last 2 episodes of Silo Season 2

[Mat @LeftySays_]

Hold for 4K 🖕

[Mat @LeftySays_]

@The_Real_NW Maybe we should get jobs so we can acquire some more dry powder

[Mat @LeftySays_]

The faster I fall asleep the faster I get a breakfast burrito in the morning. Goodnight

[Mat @LeftySays_]

VANCE MUNSONS A PIG.

[Mat @LeftySays_]

Moved off of private just to let @GroupMe @GroupMeSupport know that their most recent app update has made the app completely unusable. The most frustrating experience I've yet to encounter on any app update in the history of using a smart phone.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I'm not exaggerating. Considering the team, the city etc this may be the worst loss I've ever seen. Detroit was 10000% better. Balls off heads, fumble, dropped passes, not kicking fg's etc. Everything went wrong. Devastating.

[Mat @LeftySays_]

Have spent hours staring at this and it still is breaking my brain. Cannot comprehend.

[Mat @LeftySays_]

Can’t get enough of Alex Lurz. Brother Nick.

[Mat @LeftySays_]

hope they don't cancel the natty on behalf of not having a gender neutral option

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

can't wait for the public restroom bowl

[Mat @LeftySays_]

@SirMurr_ audibly laughed, thanks Noah