Lefty slicks

I’m not like other girls..

[Lefty slicks @LeftySlicks]

Husband: Eloise, can you give me some privacy while I poop?
Me: Just poop with the door open
H: no, that’s not something I want to normalise
Eloise: *picks toddler toilet up and brings it into the bathroom

[Lefty slicks @LeftySlicks]

I legitimately enjoy watching my toddler eat as a form of entertainment.

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There is a baby staring and cooing at me from across the room and I’m 100% convinced she can smell my milk so I’m scared to make eye contact back.

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I’m convinced my daughter woke up early from her nap because she sensed I committed a shameful act by burning garlic on accident.

[Lefty slicks @LeftySlicks]

I’m so proud of the interview I got to do with @MauriceBenard my dad! Thank you everyone for watching!

[SoapHub @Soap_Hub]

The two discuss birth, family issues, and much more on State Of Mind. #GH #GeneralHospital #SoapHub #SoapOperas #MauriceBenard #HeatherAndresen

https://t.co/JDHJeiItjQ

[Lefty slicks @LeftySlicks]

I’m so angry, hurt and sad with myself that I listened to bad advice and went against my instincts with caring for my baby. As I study and research child care it’s hard to realise negative effects caused by it.

[Dr. Rhonda Patrick @foundmyfitness]

A very large Israeli study found that people who were fully vaccinated with Pfizer/BioNTech were 6-13x more likely to be infected with the Delta variant compared to people that had natural immunity from a previous SARS-CoV2 infection.

https://t.co/kEUjDAnpa0

[Lefty slicks @LeftySlicks]

When I was a competitive cheerleader I thought most of my teammates moms were divorced or widows, turns out their dads just weren’t present in their lives 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Lefty slicks @LeftySlicks]

Today #diarrhoea waited to hit until after baby laid down for a nap. Today was a good day 🙏🏾
#momlife

[Lefty slicks @LeftySlicks]

Me:can you drink more milk?
Baby El: *rests head on breast and relaxes
Me: *deep sigh
well, boobs are pillow soft

[Lefty slicks @LeftySlicks]

Imma pop any whale tales I see. I might start carrying a feather and tickle all the top of the Butt cracks I see hanging out of all the low rise jeans if they’re really back in style. #bigbootybottom #SocialJustice #probigbooty

[Lefty slicks @LeftySlicks]

When low rise jeans were in, I was out of style. I was told that I cant wear certain cloths because my body was to big. I couldn’t shop at places everyone else did. Then, I blamed me but now, I blame skinny butts. I will not take this sitting down. #bigbootybottom

[Lefty slicks @LeftySlicks]

If low rise jeans are back in style does that mean butts are out of style again? @KUWTK isn’t even off the air for one year and girls already be tryin to get skinny butts back?

[Lefty slicks @LeftySlicks]

Ok, so a reliable source told me that low rise jeans are back in and I am floored. I thought everything was ok.

[Lefty slicks @LeftySlicks]

My husband lets me buy the tooth paste for the house. One time he told me he liked a brand then changed his mind after I bought it a second time. So ever since then we’ve been trying out fluoride free. His “I’d still rather her buy toothpaste so this is ok” face is delicious.

[Lefty slicks @LeftySlicks]

@HelloBello diapers are so good I actually got mad when a family friend gave me a two month supply of huggies. What I’m saying is,paying for hellobello diapers is better than free diapers.

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I hope I got into labour while my husband is taking a nap right now and I have to wake him up because I love when he panics. #PregnantWife #37weekspregnant

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Hahaha that awkward moment when you see someone you slept in a post with a women that looks like you, then realise it’s his mom. #mammasboy

[Lefty slicks @LeftySlicks]

Every fart is a wet fart when you’re pregnant and it’s 95 degrees outside. #PregnantWoman #thirdtrimester