LeftyCrypto🌹

My tweets are fully endorsed by the Babylon Bee. Diversifying my portfolio, one investment at a time!

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One of the good ones

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Has he ever been there?

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Trump really nailed it when he called him Talafreako

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under 18s in Belgium are ~80% non-white

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I don’t think an anonymous receptionist confirming he saw James Talarico breaks any laws sorry. We need transparency in our elections. That’s why, as a Democrat, I’ll be voting for Ken Paxton

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I love that Talarico could have squashed the rumors by now but made it infinitely worse by lying and showing up to a music festival lol. I predict they’ll try and use this as a “we need mental health facilities in Texas” bit but it’s not going to work!

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Let’s check in on the anti-Trump Canadians

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Man of the people flying out of state on a private jet btw

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James Talarico wants to be a senator from Texas so he went to a mental health center in Ohio? 🤔

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stop calling him “she” his name is tyler

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women’s jobs are just jewish daycare final boss

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Girl dad slop

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It’s pretty funny that shaking hands with regular Americans made Talarico go insane lol

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“The revolution will be televised” niggas when we televise executions of terrorists

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Elbows up!!

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Been a rough month for women

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me trying to get Zyn at 7 Eleven

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zoomers still doing the safe edgy age gap shit

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Someone who obsessively wore masks during Covid is going to music festivals with a deadly flu?

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James Talarico has been out for 14 days after trying to stop taking PrEP to prove he’s an alpha male like Ken Paxton