Mickelson’s Calves (Pizza/Beer)

Your typical burner account with marginal handicapping advice. Dabble in swing trading.

[Mickelson’s Calves (Pizza/Beer) @LeftysCalves]

When you call your own number, it’s 6 every time baby @barstoolsports @BarstoolBigCat

[Mickelson’s Calves (Pizza/Beer) @LeftysCalves]

@stoolpresidente You got robbed my guy. They’re +

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

THEY TOLD US 'IT'S JUST PARAGUAY' 😭😭😭

BEATING PARAGUAY AIN'T FOR EVERYONE 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

if I were Germany, I would simply score four goals against Paraguay, like the United States men's national team

[Mickelson’s Calves (Pizza/Beer) @LeftysCalves]

@stoolpresidente lol you’re terrible

[Chief Nerd @TheChiefNerd]

When someone with six boosters gets COVID

[Mickelson’s Calves (Pizza/Beer) @LeftysCalves]

@ScoutWithBryan Why did the defender in the back also go to the ground with malicious intent?

[Mickelson’s Calves (Pizza/Beer) @LeftysCalves]

That woman wearing ankle monitors is peak

[Jon Root @JonnyRoot_]

Caitlin Clark got punched in the throat & stepped on by Alyssa Thomas.

No foul, of course 🙄

[Mickelson’s Calves (Pizza/Beer) @LeftysCalves]

Running away from your teammates to celebrate - a soccer tradition like any other

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

CAPE VERDE WITH AN ABSOLUTE SET PIECE STUNNER!

THEIR FIRST EVER WORLD CUP GOAL!

[Mickelson’s Calves (Pizza/Beer) @LeftysCalves]

@mikepogge67 @TheEXECUTlONER_ You’re an idiot. It hit the catcher and the same kid got warned 2 times prior. Look how far back the catcher is too

[Mickelson’s Calves (Pizza/Beer) @LeftysCalves]

@fakezacharias @TheEXECUTlONER_ Every parent is recording why can’t the ump?

[Mickelson’s Calves (Pizza/Beer) @LeftysCalves]

@pick_six22 He’s taking a bigger L now my guy. Insane you’re defending. Brutally stabbing someone at a sporting event

[Brian Ross @brewmeone]

Australians watching their team go down 0-2 to Team USA…

[Mickelson’s Calves (Pizza/Beer) @LeftysCalves]

@RGIII How the heck did you make this about race? Clown

[Mickelson’s Calves (Pizza/Beer) @LeftysCalves]

@bourscheid It’s all on paper. He wastes it all blowing up rocket ships

[Mickelson’s Calves (Pizza/Beer) @LeftysCalves]

@gellisbsb That ain’t 102 and you probably give up 1,000 stolen bases with that wind up

[Mickelson’s Calves (Pizza/Beer) @LeftysCalves]

@nickercolano Disgusting

[C3 @C_3C_3]

Spencer Pratt got 0 out of 24,000 votes in a late night LA ballot drop.

0/24,000

A guy getting around 30% support got 0 out of 24,000.

Astronomically small probability of happening.

Impossible.

California no longer even hides it.

Doors need to be kicked in.

[Mickelson’s Calves (Pizza/Beer) @LeftysCalves]

@libsoftiktok Why would we be mailing in ballots on a perfectly fine Tuesday in June.

[Mickelson’s Calves (Pizza/Beer) @LeftysCalves]

Classless glad the world gets to see tech for who they’ve always been

[Vols Over All Y’all @VolsAF]

Genuinely everyone should be thankful 😂

This team is nothing but a bunch of players who left their team after Tech tampered and stole em all with a payday

Fuck em

[Mickelson’s Calves (Pizza/Beer) @LeftysCalves]

Terrible call. Worse reaction

[PHNX Sun Devils @PHNX_SunDevils]

Landon Hairston was really ejected for this???

That’s soft.