The Tall Man (PARODY, if you're too stupid to see)
@LegacyReaper1
I am death. I have come to discordia to find a new purpose. Interdimensional domination is overrated. #Parody#RPG#LegacyTales. profile pic by @KaijuKitty2.
I had won. After nearly two decades I finally defeated the boy and his Ice Cream vendor friend. With the experimental golden sphere passed down to the boy from his ancestor in my possession I could finally proceed with my plans for conquering the multiverse.
Congratulations are in order for this Deadite slayer. 30,000 souls for this "Jefe" to save from the Kandarian Demons that continue to plague his life. Here's to another 30,000. Perhaps all these possessed followers will distract him from investigating my experiments.
He sprang to his hearse,
to his team gave a stare,
And away they all flew
like a case a beer.
But I heard him exclaim,
ere he drove out of sight ---
"Have a Phantasmic Christmas for now, and we'll be back another night."
He spoke not a word,
but went straight to his work.
As I filled him with more lead,
then he turns with a jerk,
And pointed his finger across the room,
And giving the notion, of sealing my doom.
But another tall dude came
with little round spheres.
That hovered all around him,
I shouldn't have drank so many beers.
He was slender and eerie,
a darn right freak,
And I trembled when I saw him,
I almost took a leak;
His narrow little mouth
was then smirked to grow,
And the hair on his head
was as white as snow.
A shot from a 4 barrel
I held towards his teeth,
As the smoke clears, it's impact encircled
his head like a wreath.
A bundle of balls he
had flung from his command,
And he looked like a nightmare
I couldn't understand.
His eyes, how they squint
His skin, how dairy!
His cheeks were sunk in,
This dude is fucking scary!
As I drew up my shotgun
and was turned with fright,
Down the chimney the tall dude came in sight.
He was dressed all formal
from his neck to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished
with ashes and soot.
So up to the housetop
the coursers they flew,
With the hearse full of gas,
and the tall dude, too.
And then, in a twinkling,
I heard on the quick.
The prancing and pawing
of each little prick.
"To the top of the porch!
To the top of the wall!
Now get them! Get them!
Get them all!"
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When those little bastards meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,