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We are getting really tired of people calling our Twitter account a 'joke' or 'just for entertainment'.
It's unfair. There is nothing funny or entertaining about CBS television.

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Auditioning voice actors for the new #StarTrekDiscovery audiobooks, but so far none of them can read in a dutch angle. #Unprofessional

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It's pretty amazing that #StarTrekDiscovery can get three seasons of material out of just blooper reels.

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We just finished the contracts for a #YoungSheldon / #StarTrekDiscovery crossover episode.

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Went down to the basement to get new pens and accidentally locked ourselves in for over a week! Nothing new has happened though, right?

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Well, crap! Just found out that we've been filming every #StarTrekDiscovery scene backwards from the script. Boy are our faces red.

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Got a fortune cookie at lunch that says: "Just because an idea is creative does not mean it's good."

Weird. We keep getting the same one.

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Oh you should see the look on your faces!

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Hahaha! But seriously though, we'll start airing the REAL #StarTrekDiscovery season 3 next week.

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@johndoe41051832 @heelvsbabyface @Frayedendsofmy1 Keep forgetting. We really need to write that down.

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We've really got to stop letting Matt "Mad Libs" Johnson punch up our #StarTrekDiscovery dialogue.

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Good News! Our #StarTrek show Star Trek: Legal has been moved from pre-pre-pre-production to pre-pre-production. It is totally coming out, we promise!

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#StarTrekPicard Season 2 episode reveal: It is discovered everything since TNG Season 3 has been a Barclay Holodeck program. Subplot: Picard is distressed they couldn't give him an android body with more hair.

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Hey help us with this #CBSAllAccess memo: Is it "bankrupt" or "bankrupted"?

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One of our extras died filming the last episode of #StarTrekDiscovery. If you know someone who can sub in please tell us. Bonus if their name is Jake so we don't have to learn a new name.

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@OG_MaraJade @YouTube Let us know if you need representation.

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Please everyone #StopBullying the Tamarian actors. They can't help that they look like that.

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@atheistsplained

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The final episode of #StarTrekDiscovery Season 3 will end by bringing Trip Tucker back to life and retcon 'Into Darkness' out of canon. Please like us. We're trying so hard.

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